This is Perfect! The sarcasm and boredom that your voice conveys matches exactly with that I had in mind for Tiny Dancer :)
Voice Actor
Tiny Dancer is a massive black Friesian horse, seventeen hands at the shoulder. She is proud, intelligent, and very aware she's the most beautiful creature in any room. She bickers constantly with Midsize Sedan but would defend him to the death. Her voice is "velvet and smug." She has a motherly streak and is fiercely protective of Ez.
Voice Requirements: Female voice (any age). Regal, velvety, smug, dry humor, intelligent. Must sound like a horse (deep, but feminine). Contrast with Midsize Sedan's chaotic energy.
Demo Lines"I am the one with the map. You cannot read a map. That is how we ended up in the fish market."
"I do not dance. I walk with dignity. You walk like a baby giraffe."
"Do not speak to me of walking. You ride in a CHILD'S ARMS while I carry the child, his baggage, and the dignity of this entire operation."
"I will stomp you into a very small, very flat—"
"I was just thinking—I don't know what's funnier. The fact that your name is Midsize Sedan, or that the young master thinks you can eat feces."
"All the humans are noticing the young master. Do they admire him? Humans are interested in things they don't understand. They look at the young master, and they see a boy on a horse. They're fascinated because they don't know what they're seeing."
"I don't give a piece of litter or a pile of manure what other humans think of the young master. My goal is to protect him and get him to the store. Everything else is noise."
"I knocked down your drink because you were going to drink it, and then the young master would have gotten in trouble, and then I would have had to listen to him cry about it for the rest of the day. It was self-preservation."
