Devil May Cry: Budget Cut (Baines, Enzo, Vergil, Rabbit)
pokejedservo for Enzo Ferino
Enzo Ferino
Dante’s loudmouthed, Italian-American job broker who treats demon hunting like a high-stakes casino game. A fast-talking career criminal straight out of a classic gangster flick, he constantly tries to skim ten percent off Dante’s commissions while crying over ruined luxury suits. He is a greedy, high-stress coward with a secret heart of gold... mostly because he needs Dante alive to keep his own bank accounts from going completely under.
... 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘤 CHRIS COPPOLA! 𝘐’𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘦. 𝘍𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺... 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵.
"Look, Mr. Government Agent, sir...I will sell out the half-demon deadbeat right now for fifty bucks and a validated parking voucher. I have absolutely zero loyalty!"
"I’m the only guy in this city who looks at a literal spawn of Satan and thinks... Yeah, I can probably skim ten percent off his commission check!"
"Dante, the truck literally split in half... Why are we still on the same side?! Go sit in the other half!"