J. 'Bookshelf' L.
auditioning for
Perch Perkins
in Sponge Out of Water: Resurfaced (MORE HELP WANTED)
A news reporter fish Perch Perkins
Perch Perkins reporting live from Downtown Bikini...Bottom. Complete chaos here today as our town attempts to deal with a sudden and complete shortage of Krabby Patties. (building falls in the background) Whoa! Events here have this reporter wondering, (tone starts to gradually shift) what is the secret ingredient in Krabby Patties, anyway?!