Description: Utterly horrible, this streaky wretch is devoid of magnificence or even the merest hint of redemption. He is duplicitous and cowardly, leading his paymasters at the Port Establishment Agency (PEA) to believe that he is working with their nefarious interests at heart, when in fact he is under the absolute power of The Voice - echoing the same cruelty that his true master shows him, to those unfortunate enough to be under his command.

Voice: Nasally, pathetic, hammed up to the hilt. At his core, Squit is a bully playing second fiddle to another, far worse bully. 

When speaking with his master or his boss at the PEA, he should sound utterly terrified, carefully choosing each word like he's navigating a minefield. On the other hand, when speaking to anyone else, he should sound deeply sinister, revelling in his very temporary power. He's very in tune with where he sits in the food chain, but he should never sound like he's fully in control.  

His cruelty is not sincere; it's borrowed, not intrinsic. The audience should never forget that Festulas Squit is a truly pathetic character - his voice dripping from his mouth like a slug oozing it's way out of a hole.

Vocal Inspiration

• The G-Man (Half-Life)
• Mr Burns (The Simpsons)
• Rimmer (Red Dwarf)