first part is actually from a french movie with the great Gérard Depardieu which i love to watch during Christmas, and i don t like christmas because we used to have fights all the time during that moment which wasn't that much happy XD but with now, the years has gone by and it does makes me laugh and it was our christmas . i m clearly not aiming on winning the competition or whatever but if the song will make you have a grin or laugh, well that's the goal :) this is my sweet Bummer funny Christmas song for you . Lyrics by Mark Oliver Everett (EELS : Christmas is going to the dogs ) Music by : Random Free right christmas music by Youtube .