the day my father Odin banished me from origin story Asgard I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. to make matters worse my mutant ability to control whether activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program they promised to cure my cancer and they cured it all right by giving me an outrageous healing factor then they labeled me psychotic could toss me into a prison lab. so I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary' I prefer the title cleaner of the gene pool and I've made a lot of good friends along the way. like my best buddy logan

I'm itching for a sequel, too, buddy. But we have to wait till at least phase seven.

Since Weapon X Gave me your Healing factor, it's kind of like you're inside me every day. (GASP) Logan, I'm not that kind of girl. At least buy me dinner fir-- Oh-Oh, I'm sorry. You meant your claws.