Pulowski Coin-Operated Fallout Shelter Commercial

Not everyone can afford their own bomb shelter. And even if you have one, there’s no guarantee you can reach that shelter should nuclear fallout come to your city.

To use one of our state of the art booths, simply place the correct change into the coin slot, enter the chamber and wait for the titanium door to close behind you. Rest assured that once closed, the door will remain completely sealed, keeping you safe from all the Johnny Come Latelys attempting to claw their way inside. Ha-ha-ha, sorry Johnny, you’re gonna have to find your own shelter. This one’s taken.