Man 1

Oooh. A real huuuuge catch, you say? I’m getting pumped too! What a cutie! And so muscular too! I give you an 85 out of 100! The night is young, and so are you! Let’s party it up!

Those lovely boys look like they’re just begging to be hit on! Oh my! I can’t believe we’ve been reunited in such a stunning place!  We’re the fashion police! If you don’t answer our questions, we’ll take you away! 

Oh dear, your time is up! Sorry, but it was a trick question, the correct answer is…We’re both lovely!