Pyramid Scheme Rep Zack

Zack is the overconfident, underinformed rep for Kai Hustle Club, a shady “business opportunity” targeting kids who want to make real money fast. He’s part motivational speaker, part middle school con man, and 100% delusional. Think early-2000s “hustle bro” energy filtered through a Snapback hat and Mountain Dew fumes.

Style:

Fast-talking, overly casual, with fake excitement. This isn’t a pro salesman — it’s a kid who just learned what a pyramid scheme is and thinks it’s genius.

Tone:

Chill but loud. Believes what he’s saying. The pauses and emphasis should sound rehearsed, like someone copying a YouTube ad they’ve watched too many times.

Role:

Zack is calling Jeff to let him know he’s one referral away from hitting Silver Boss Tier in Hustle Club. The pitch includes fake incentives like a snapback hat and a CD-ROM full of “money tips.” He sounds like your friend’s older brother who just got scammed and is now scamming you.

Energy:

High. Needs to sound like he’s always pacing in his room and waving his hands while talking. Slight voice cracks and over-emphasis welcome.