Hare

Tortoise: Oh yes. They say slow and steady wins the race, but the truth is, it’s much better to be fast and awake.

Hare: All right. Let’s say for a second I believe you. How am I supposed to stay awake when you keep boring me?

Tortoise:  Well, have you tried not bringing your pillow along when you race?

Hare: The thought hadn’t crossed my mind.

Tortoise:  Well, it might help. And you should lose the sleeping bag too, while you’re at it. Also, is that a holotape?

Hare: Why yes. It’s a ten hour documentary on the mating habits of humans. I planned on listening to it after I built up a big enough lead.

Tortoise:  See, Mr. Hare. I’ve seen humans mate, and that’ll put you to sleep for sure.