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auditioning for
Cat
in Fallout Radio Mod
A tallking cartoon cat
Full script here:
http://3dnpc.com/wiki/scripts/commercial-radio/
Cat: Hey dog! Yeah you, you stupid mutt! Come quick, you gotta see this!
shows TV, where commercial is playing
Cat: Looks good, doesn’t it?
Dog:It sure does, Whiskers. But how come it doesn’t smell?
Cat: That’s because it’s sealed in this magic box, dummy. It keeps the flavor inside.
Dog:I see. So how do we open it?
Cat: Well it’s a magic box, so you gotta open it by saying the magic words, then smashing it with a magic anvil.
Dog: But I’m a dog. I don’t have an anvil.
Cat: Yeah, but you got that thick skull of yours. You ram it through that screen, and we’ll be eating chicken dinner in no time.