Cat: Hey dog! Yeah you, you stupid mutt! Come quick, you gotta see this!

shows TV, where commercial is playing

Cat: Looks good, doesn’t it?

Dog:It sure does, Whiskers. But how come it doesn’t smell?

Cat: That’s because it’s sealed in this magic box, dummy. It keeps the flavor inside.

Dog:I see. So how do we open it?

Cat: Well it’s a magic box, so you gotta open it by saying the magic words, then smashing it with a magic anvil.

Dog: But I’m a dog. I don’t have an anvil.

Cat: Yeah, but you got that thick skull of yours. You ram it through that screen, and we’ll be eating chicken dinner in no time.