The way you said the first "bonanza" had me cracking up. I enjoyed listening to this!

An outstanding read that ticks the boxes we're looking to hit. First off I love the character voice you have going here. Lots of charm and fun in the bubbly commercial-esque way. As an articulation exercise you did very well in slowing way down and hitting your articulations hard. Your B's G's and K's are distinct and exaggerated quite nicely to my taste. The starts of all your words come out very nicely. There were a few times through the read where your word endings lacked the same focused attack as the word start. Specifically "around the new" and "stands for" stick out because those words almost ran together. The rest of the read you give such ample space between words these two sections stood out to me in particular.

I very much love that your character voice was not inhibiting your articulations in any way, fantastic job at that.

The zombie voice was well done, the soft gurgling was a nice touch.

Very nicely done hitting your client name and number and address loudly and clearly, in commercial reads these are the most important bit of information for the client so exceptional job there.

Goodness articulation is absolutely one of your strong points. Exceptional tongue twister at the end. You have such a wonderfully clear and distinct articulation that comes off so easily and naturally. Fantastic work, honestly honored to be on the receiving end of a superb demonstration of your particular skill.