Your seat sir. If you wouldn’t mind putting your seat into the upright position. We’ll be landing in a few moments.

Toucan Lagoon? (sigh) I wish. Even a night’s stay here would blow my budget. (realizing she was being unprofessional) I mean…I….

(laughs) Not on your life. Don’t worry, this will be my 50th flight here and beyond a damp pantleg we always get guests where they’re going salary. The captain is exceedingly capable.