Hey! Listen here, Clown! I'm not your Old Chum, alright. I've got enough people on my ass sayin’ we’ve got the same gimmick. Riddles ain’t JOKES! And I especially don’t need a failed comedian trying to compare himself to my clever, MIND-BENDING RIDDLES that only the sharpest minds can solve!!

Well, well, well. Look who we have here. Guess it wasn't the butler after all.

Come on, Bat! You can do better than that! Riddle me this, Batman! I transport without wheels, but cannot take flight; I’m a tapestry woven with day and with night. Cloaked in perspective, I hide what is true; with every new glance, I reveal something new. I’m never the same, yet I never depart; a portrait of life, yet I’m merely a part. What am I?