Louis Badalament
auditioning for
Jack the merchant
in Saloon Simulator
A merchant, born and raised in Italy. He's a businessman, but also a chatterbox, much like a used car salesman. He occasionally throws Italian words into his speech. He sometimes skirts the edge of the law, so he knows when and how to keep his mouth shut and how to play innocent in front of the sheriff.
Stirring's all about subtlety, keeps it pure. But shaking – that's where magic happens. Better chill, better mix, really wakes up the flavors. Capisci?
Magnifico! First bottle on the house.
O! Ohhh… I didn't see anything. Truth be told, I'm not even here.