Bite me! Sorry, I mean hey I'm Uzi, and I'm a worker drone. I don't really hang out or talk with other people that much, but I guess it's nice to meet you Mario, or whatever.

We are worker drones, autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JC Jensen in Space. Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex, but it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything. Mostly because they handle that just fine all by themselves.

With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future all to ourselves. Unfortunately, our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway ai. And I thought they said that pirating all that anime was useless.