Zachariah Kamran
auditioning for
Richard Nixon as a Dog Man
in The Obsidian Archives : VHS Horror
You are an alt-history version of Richard Nixon. You are an anthro dog president with big sloppy jowls. You have to tell your country that you have suffered an embarrassing defeat.
My fellow Americans. It saddens me to reveal we have lost the fortress of pentiagro.
I am not a Crook! I mean look at me, I'm a good boy!
(Say any memorable Richard Nixon quote)