Crossoverlord - Webcomic Fandub
Rita B for Nare Duelle/Goldie
Goldie is a petty criminal who fully embraces the life of crime and enjoys being a mean spirited prick. She’s also dumb as a brick so her clashings with Dasien often end in humiliation. Despite this however Goldie is surprisingly resourceful at getting jobs done which is why bigger criminals are willing to deal with her impulsive antics.
[Goldie has just robbed a bank and runs in a taxi.] “Hey, thanks for stopping! Now drive! And don’t try pulling anything funny, or I’ll poke ya full of lead!”
[The Smiling Man has just complimented Goldie for a job well done.] “I… I’m… commended?!!!? Did you hear that? I’ve never been so appreciated! He… he flattered me! I think I’m… I’m in love!”
[Dasien has been trapped in an inter-dimensional wrestling match and Goldie is the mistress of ceremonies.] “What an idea! A wrestling match! This will be the ultimate public humiliation for that hurculean halfwit Dasien! You’ve outdone yourself, Goldie-Girl! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!”
