Stanley Cheeseburger
auditioning for
Sniper
in [CANCELLED] Project Bom (Team Fortress 2 fan project)
Sniper is usually trying to make himself one of the more sane members of the team. He was born in New Zealand but crashlanded in Australia as a baby by wandering into the spaceship his parents built.
"He wasn't a sniper, he was a sadist. There's a difference. Snipers don't muck around with gunshots and monologues. We just take the shot."