We both went to the face doctor to spice up our marriage. Change our look, do a little role play, stuff like that.

But when we tried to go back to our old faces, it just didn’t look the same.

To be honest, I’m fine with it, but my husband isn’t.

He fell in love with my old face, and it’s hard to be angry at him for wanting it back. He’s a romantic.

I can’t blame the doctor for not remembering what we looked like. He did the best he could.