Don’t you worry a single grey hair on that head of yours; you didn’t forget, but ya see, our boss feels that protecting this town from all the possible troubles from the border is worth more than we were initially charging. So, here we are.

See… that’s going to be an issue. Our boss looks out for this town and its people, for a very fair fee of course, so unfortunately it’s spoken for.

(freaked out) Wha-what the fuck?!