Hello? Is this thing working *Banging noises* I'm not sure.. Ahhh fuck it *Two gunshots and it goes silent, few seconds later is when audio should pick back up* Oh it was working, I was just uhh, never mind. Listen, I detected that you, whoever you are Just. Picked. Up. A. Chocolate. Chip. COOKIE!!! They are so rare!, Listen, bring me that cookie at these coordinates and it would be awesome!!

Wait a second. This isn't a chocolate chip cookie THIS HAS RAISINS!!!! With Oatmeal!!! Don't move! Give me one reason not to blow you into a million.. *Laughs hysterically* You should have seen your face, I know this ain't your fault boo, I'm just fucking with you. But, we are going to find whoever did this, and blow them into a million pieces!.

I can outfit you with whatever you need wasteland Jesus, guns, ammo, health, exploding Brahmin *Explosion so a pause* Yea, you might be wondering, small diet of oats, grass, plastic explosive, they mostly drink nitroglycerin, it's a bitch to make. Anyway.. where were we? Oh yea, you want it I got it baby, you're my number one squeeze if you keep the carbs flowing, you feel me?