"I'm giving you the grand tour. Well, actually, I'm just trying to save you from that awful party"

"That'll be an easy mission! I'm not murderous at all, I am entirely delightful!" 

"Listen, if you're worried, why dont you make something? A- a soul reader, you could call it. Could reassure you about who's harmless and full of soul,like me, or who's teetering on the edge of soulless killing rage, liiiiiiike not me."