Unlikely Detective - A Minecraft Show

Unlikely Detective - A Minecraft Show

Project Overview

Unlikely Detective is a show all about mixing Comedy with Mystery. Each episode is complexingly woven, while also keeping comedy and making the story line up. 

WHAT WE ASK

  • Please submit clean recordings on prosumer mics (no air conditioners in the background, no fans -- we don't mind performing noise reduction on your files, however too much clean-up reduces the quality of your voice). And speaking of clean-up -- please let us handle the post-production. Don't add effects to your lines -- leave that to our audio geniuses :) 


  • Feel free to cut your lines to your best/favorite takes. Three is the gold standard. We have a few voice actors that would rather give us more takes, and that's okay, too. However please at least remove the takes you don't want to be featured in the movie. 


  • Please submit your recordings as one .mp3 file to our discord (@Nella#0178), or on the casting call page.


  • We do occasionally ask for line re-dos, but we do this sparingly and only after great consideration - we realize your time is valuable, and we won't ask for anything we can't work around in edits. 

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Latest Updates

  • New Characters

    We have added two new characters to the mix and decided that these two require good microphones before you even consider auditioning. We hope you all enjoy auditioning for the new characters, and we hope to find someone at the end of the casting call.
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Detective Barry
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

The insomniac Detective. Before auditioning, if you’re chosen as his voice actor you’ll have to voice act 2 - 3 movies, and a TV show. If you’re not ok with this don’t audition. Barry needs only the best of microphones, and also needs a voice actor who can turn their lines in within a day or two. He sounds like L: https://youtu.be/sf0KXtvBLRo

  • *Grunting, like you’re dancing*

  • *Embarrased*

    ”Oh, uh, right, sir!”

  • *Muttering*

    ”Random murders..? No.. there’s more to this. There has to be.”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
N.P
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: KamKam

The main villain of the show and movies. She’s very smart and even manages to get away before she can be caught in the end. She requires a good microphone and someone who can submit their lines when needed. 

  • “Miss, with all due respect... you’re accusing me of lying about a sick relative? I would never do that and it makes me sick that you would even think I’d do such a thing!”

  • *Muttering*

    ”Yes... perfect! This is going exactly to plan! The police are tearing apart, and soon they’ll fall apart. On the outside it’ll look like the choice of the police, but on the inside, it’s a mass destruction caused by the one people know as N.P!”

  • *Maniacal Laugh*

    ”You think *I’m* N.P? I’m nothing even close to intimidating.”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mia
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Klatimer

The Business Manager of Barry’s Detective Agency. She takes her job seriously until her crush (Barry) shows up.

  • ”Really excited for the iPhone TP as well, huh?”


    “Woah! Really?! You’re working THAT case!? Way to go!”


    “Hey, it’s Mia. You’ve been gone for some time and I just wanted to say.. I’m sorry if I did anything wrong that caused you to leave.”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ms. Toonie
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: KamKam

The victim of the first crime in the pilot episode. She pays thousands of dollars to find a stolen t-shirt. 

  • “Hello? I have something to report. Yesterday a shirt of mine was stolen. I heard this was a new Agency and was wondering how much it costed.”

    1

    “Yes? What about it?”

    2

    “Oh wonderful! I look forward to getting my shirt back. 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mr. Baraldo
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: wtr3v

The victim of a whole house being taken out of the ground.

  • “Oh! You arrived in person? Well that wasn’t expected...”

    1

    “Thing is, me and my wife came back from dinner to see that our house was taken out of the ground. Completely gone.”

    2

    “No! Sir! I know how weird it sounds but you have to believe me - !” *Gets door closed on him*

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mr. Harty
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Les P

The father of the Harty family. Guilty for stealing the house.

  • “Us? No, we were sleeping when it happened.“

    1

    “My wallet? Why? Is there something you need?”

    2

    “Yeah. Sorry! Good luck finding it though.”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mrs. Harty
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: voiceganda

The mother of the Harty family. Suggester of stealing the house.

  • “Oh! Hello there. Would you like some tea?”

    1

    “Feel free to watch TV, we have enough money for it.”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Founder of the iPhone TP
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Les P

The Creator Of The iPhone TP, a device that can teleport people across the world. He gets killed before he can release it however.


  • (Stressed but pretending not to be)

    ”Yes Sharen, I’m very much aware!”

    1

    (Talking to an inanimate object)

    ”You ready buddy? We’re gonna make history.”

    2

    (Being hurt)

    “AHHHH!!”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mrs. Sharen
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: LemLemVA

The helper of the Founder of iPhone TP. She reports his death to Barry.

  • ”Are you ready, Sir?”

    1

    “Five minutes before release.”

    2

    ”Yes.. when I came back from setting up the cameras he was dead. It’s truly a mystery how he died.”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Old Lady
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: JJAwesomeStar

The grandmother of Mr. Baraldo. She is taken with the house.

  • “Oh, come in, dear. Would you like some tea?”

    1

    ”Back in the day, I used to make plenty of deals. How about we have a fun one? You help me figure out what’s happening with the statues in the pyramids, and I’ll let you stay here.“

    2

    “Yes, this house was originally on Telly Street. Why do you ask?”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
The Serial Statues
closed
Unpaid

The statues of Egypt. Controlled by the villain organization. 

  • “Intruder located. Don’t let them get to the middle!”

    1

    “Halt! You’ve been surrounded.”

    2

    “Come back for more, have we?”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ophelia Tauri Neso
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: JJAwesomeStar

The woman dropped into the Human world. Saved by Barry and then taken back to the desert. (Sounds like a Young Adult but is actually older than time itself.)

  • (Whispering in sadness)

    ”Please, save me... Barry.”

    1

    “So wait, I had a twin that’s life was connected to mine?”

    2

    (Disappointed)

    ”Aw...”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Old Man
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: JackMack

The man that saves Barry from his slump. He can see the events in other worlds.

  • “Yes young man? What do you need?“

    ”I see... alien Hitler abusing an alien dog.”

    1

    “Ah, right. Of course you didn’t need to know THAT. I see a light, coming into this world.”

    2

    “The light became a human, and it is now loose. Go find her, young man...”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kidnapper
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

The kidnapper of Ophelia Tauri Neso. Killed before he can sell her to the CDC.

  • “Listen man, you don’t know how much money this girl could make me! I could sell her to the CDC and force them to give me millions of dollars!”

    1

    (Muttering, until the end)

    “Uh oh... ah! Shit!!!”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
A.S.S.S Members
closed
Unpaid

The members of the evil organization - The (A)nonymous (S)ocial (S)ecurity (S)ystem. There are lots of members, and each have seperate lines. So I just decided to mix them together with the audition lines.

  • “Hey, dude! I can get you outta here.”

    1

    ”What do you take when your butt hurts?” 

    “Assprin.”

    2

    “Ahahah! Ayyyyyyyy -“

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
A.S.S.S Leader
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

The Leader of the A.S.S.S. He’s maniacal, but easily influenced by the SSO.

  • “That? Oh, it’s just... plumbing.“ *Evil laugh interrupted by a cough*

    1

    “What?! He escaped!??”

    2

    “Goddamnit! We need him here or else the SSO will kill us!”

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