Tidings of Dread
Project Overview
Hi! This is the producer for SYNTXE, an audio drama anthology podcast.
Tidings of Dread is SYNTXE's eighth (December/Christmas special) episode in our anthology. The story follows a Christmas hater as he navigates his day on Christmas.
Check out one of our past audiodramas to get a feel on what this one will be like!
https://open.spotify.com/episode/6HG4bApOA265F1zO8Nz2bZ?si=RaVqzbaCQcykd-md9u6iaw
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I’m fairly flexible with deadlines, but generally I’d like to have lines by two weeks of casting (the quicker, the better!). If you don’t think you can meet this deadline, please don’t audition. Recording will be done remotely and asynchronously.
REQUIREMENTS
Must be 13+ to audition
Please be sure your recording doesn’t have any background noise. Good quality mic is recommended.
Must have discord to communicate (or be willing to create an account)
Please include your discord username in your audition.
When auditioning, please READ ALL THREE LINES.
Please feel free to audition for multiple roles (I’d highly encourage so since most have very minimal lines!)
Unfortunately at this time we cannot provide monetary compensation, but IMDB credit will be given!
CW: death, strong language. Please do not audition if these topics make you uncomfortable.
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I am very excited for this project, thank you for the interest!
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Male, late 20s. An agitated Christmas/Santa hater due to past negative experiences. Believes that Santa only creates hopeless doubt in kids’ lives. He can be very passionate and aggressive towards this topic. Has a criminal history.
Must be able to do two different voices: narration/voiceover and in-scene voice. Cole’s lines will go back and forth between the two, so if you could differentiate your interpretation of both voices that would be great.
- english
- podcast
- narration
- Passionate
- male adult
- male young adult
- harsh
- aggressive
- male teen
(narrating/VO) I wonder if he has any idea the seed of doubt he has created. Promising them whatever they want, as long as they are good. What happens when those kids don’t get what they want? The spiral they will go through? Were they not good enough? Does Father Christmas not love them? Is everything a lie? Despicable.
(pissed; in response to Santa trying to sell/market their product to a kid) Seriously? You’re trying to sell him a glitter ball? He’s grieving!
(frustrated and pissed with strangers looking at him) What are you looking at? Merry fucking Christmas!
20-30s young but sounds older. Sitting at a mall to greet the kids and pose for pictures. Very cheerful and enthusiastic personality. Embodies the Christmas spirit 24/7.
- english
- male adult
- Cheerful
- male young adult
- male teen
- male senior
- happy
- warm
- enthusiastic
(waving out to kids) Ho, ho, ho! Be good kids!
(re: is it really you) Of course it’s me! The one and only Santa Claus! Ho, ho, ho! Now, what can I do for you today?
(up to interpretation; enthusiastic) This right here is the Santa’s Magic Wish Ball! Just give it a shake and make a wish, and it’ll help you feel connected to your dad! (He shakes it) For just $19.99, it can be yours! Plus, it comes with a lifetime supply of Christmas spirit! Ho, ho, ho!
Kid who comes up to the Mall Santa. Is a hopeful kid that’s been through a lot, including the loss of his father. Very soft spoken, genuine, and polite.
- english
- male teen
- male young adult
- child
- softspoken
- genuine
- polite
- hopeful
(genuine; to Mall Santa) Is it really you?
(hopeful, kindly) There’s something I really want for Christmas this year.
(sad/desperate; up to interpretation) My dad. He died. I’ve been good all year, Santa. I don’t need toys or anything. Just... can you bring my dad back?
A friendly, nonjudgemental guy in his 40s. One of Cole’s acquaintances.
- english
- male adult
- warm
- friendly
- Optimistic
(happily) Cole! You’re here!
(up to interpretation) People are nice on Christmas! It makes me happy.
(re: Cole abruptly leaving) What? Why? You didn’t eat your soup!
Any gender any age. One of the elves at the mall tasked with snapping pictures of kids with Santa. Friendly and welcoming.
- english
- androgynous
- female adult
- female senior
- female teen
- female young adult
- male adult
- male teen
- neutral
- nonbinary
- male young adult
- friendly
- enthusiastic
(taking a picture) Say, jingle bells!
(calling out) Hey! You wanting to take a photo with Santa? The line is just over this way.
(quietly) Fucking asshole.
Any gender (preferably male), any age. One of the elves at the mall alongside Santa. Friendly, polite, and dedicated.
Only has these three lines.
- english
- female senior
- female teen
- male teen
- male young adult
- neutral
- friendly
- female young adult
- androgynous
- female adult
- male adult
- male senior
- nonbinary
- polite
(quietly) What? What happened?
(politely) Hey man, think it’s time you go.
(trying to stop something) Knock it off!
10-18. A younger version of our main character, Cole. He’s more curious and genuine here.
- english
- child
- male young adult
- Curious
- male teen
- hopeful
- genuine
(genuine) Mum, where’s the Christmas tree?
(re: Santa’s not coming) What! Why not?
(sad) But I’ve been good...
30s-40s. Cole’s sweet and patient mother who speaks kindly.
- english
- kind
- motherly
- Sweet
- Soft
- patient
- female adult
(kindly) We’re not doing Christmas this year, sweetheart.
(patiently, softly) Baby, we just can’t afford it this year. Santa’s not coming.
(genuine, hopeful) I know baby...I know. Keep being good, okay? And maybe he can come next year.
Female, 20s-40s. Works at the police station; she is interrogating Cole. Straightforward and stern woman.
- english
- Stern
- serious
- female adult
- female young adult
(as she reads the file) Quite the history here. Breaking and entering, shoplifting, and some juvenile assault charges.
(re: what do you want me to say?) I was hoping for something along the lines of, it won’t happen again officer, that was in the past...
(up to interpretation) And yet here you are. What’s next? More Assault? Murder?
Preferably female, any age. One of the people passing out soup in the kitchen to a large crowd of people. Jolly and enthusiastic personality.
Only has this one line.
- english
- female adult
- female senior
- warm
- Joyful
- happy
(giving soup) Merry Christmas!
Any gender, any age. TV news anchor, has a stern and serious voice.
Only has this one line.
- english
- serious
- professional
(reporting) In breaking news, a local mall Santa was attacked earlier this morning. The victim chose not to press charges at the time of the incident, but we’ve just learned that he collapsed shortly after leaving the police station and has since died from injuries that were initially unknown. Authorities are investigating the circumstances surrounding his death.
A group of enthusiastic kids (around 3-6) yell out this one line as they pose for a picture. Planning to compile a couple auditions for this.
- english
- female child
- female teen
- male child
- child
- male teen
(posing for a picture, re: say, jingle bells!) Jingle Bells!
Adult male. Aggressive and accusatory towards both Cole and his mother. Very self centered.
- male adult
(in disdain) Is it? Where’d you get the cash for it?
(doesn’t believe) Yeah, right. Like anybody would hire you. You steal it then?
(sarcastically) A crystal angel. How sweet.
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