Let's Read Homestuck (CLOSED)

Let's Read Homestuck (CLOSED)

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  • Closing the Project

    I'd like to start by thanking everyone who's auditioned and everyone who has been following the project. We will be closing down unfortunately. Myself and my fellow admin have a lot on our plates and this project is huge. It's so huge we just can't balance it with real life, school, work, relationships, etc. as is why we need to close down. Don't fret however, there are tons of awesome people doing similar projects and in my heart the fandom is still very much alive if you know where to look. This was a tough decision but one that needed to be made because we didn't want to be content creators that were too busy to post anything or be so enveloped in this that we can't keep up with our lives. Thank you again, your support and time hasn't gone unnoticed and if you desire I am more than happy to go through and critique your auditions and help you to build from this experience.

  • Rose Lalonde has been cast!

    Congrats to winniethpoop on landing the role!

  • Today is the day!

    We'll be casting Rose Lalonde hopefully sometime around 4 PM (EST). I will say that this is the hardest time we've ever had with casting because of how many talented people auditioned.

  • It's almost go time!

    Rose is being cast in three days and we're getting ourselves back in shape. It's starting to look like the rest of act 1 will go without anymore severe hitches.

  • Rose Reopening?

    There is a small but probable chance we will have to open Rose back up because our current VA is unresponsive. More on this as it develops!
Project Roles: John Egbert Rose Lalonde Dave Strider Jade Harley * Wayward Vagabond * Serenity/Twinkly Herbert * Peregrine Mendicant * Windswept Questant * Nannasprite/pipefan413 * Calsprite Jasperssprite *Doc Scratch Karkat Vantas * Aradia Megido Tavros Nitram Sollux Captor Nepeta Leijon Kanaya Maryam Terezi Pyrope Vriska Serket Equius Zahhak Gamzee Makara Eridan Ampora * Feferi Peixes Jane Crocker Roxy Lalonde Dirk Strider Jake English
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
John Egbert
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Closed (Waiting to be cast)

  • EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?

    EB: try using your brain numbnuts.

  • EB: just do it, you won't be sorry.

    EB: i mean, when you are not so busy and have less irons in the fire or whatever.

    EB: ok, i am starting this game now and saving jade, like a street tough maverick with nothing to lose.

    EB: see ya, vriska!

  • EB: jk haha.

    EB: no, i don't have it yet.

    EB: my dad has the mail and i guess i have to go get it from him and see if it's there.

    EB: and i've been busy spending all afternoon shitting around with my stupid sylladex.

    EB: it's so frustrating.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rose Lalonde
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: winniethepoop

Closing Date: March 31st (Possibly sooner or later depending)

- A deep-medium range

- Rose isn't just a serious monotone voice, give her emotions! 

- Please try to slur realistically, if possible watch some videos and reference on how to voice a drunk character. 

- Please be able to hiccup on command, give some samples at the end if possible!

  • ROSE: That's because it's almost impossible to do so voluntarily.
    ROSE: If we were to head right now in the session's true physical direction, it wouldn't be long before we found ourselves traveling in just the opposite direction. 

  • ROSE: It wasn't long before I was informed the incident was part of something bigger taking shape.ROSE: And that John was on his way with a different version of you.ROSE: I had no idea what "a different version" actually entailed, but I wasn't about to quibble.ROSE: I was so relieved.

  • (Drunk)
    Rose: My indrescretion wich alcoholol?
    Rose: Or someshing else...
    Rose: I yam sensing we are tap toeing around a mixed bag of delicate subjex.
    Rose: Less talk about em ;).

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dave Strider
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

  • TG: this is so weak im almost getting tired of wasting good material on you guys

    TG: its like

    TG: youve got nothing

    TG: its always one of you sprouting up and ranting about how hard im about to get trolled

    TG: with no ensuing substance

    TG: you dont even know anything about us

    TG: one of you fuckers thought i was a girl

  • TG: no

    TG: well yeah

    TG: verbal pulse

    TG: rap battles

    TG: the kings of wordtech ascend to godhood and look down on us patriarchally like urban watermarks in the sky

    TG: this is like

    TG: our religion man

    TG: its fucking serious business its like what our whole culture revolves around

  • CTG: pretty sure she is

    CTG: or he thinks she is or something

    CTG: made it pretty obvious when he started ranting at me months ago

    CTG: back when i suspected these trolls were full of shit

    CTG: but now look how far weve come

    CTG: theres not any doubt left about that at all

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jade Harley
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

  • N/A

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
* Wayward Vagabond
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-For caps locks Vagabond you don't need to neccasarily yell, maybe just sound very brutish and impolite if and maybe a little louder then normal.

- For caps locks off Vagabond keep the same voice, but instead sound polite and speak with an indoor voice. 

This is a bit part that won't prohibit you from voicing other characters.

  • BOY.
    YOU THERE, BOY.
    BOY, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND.
    FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR QUARTERS.
    NOW JOHN. RESPOND TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT.

  • DO THE POTTED VEGETABLE INSTEAD. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS.
    JOHN FLAIL ABOUT IN A DISTRACTING MANNER.
    INSPECT HAG ASH INCIDENT.

  • mister john, respectfully ask that you please stand up.
    now sir boy, flee from this boorish rabble post haste.

    well done, john. polite congratulations.
    now my civil fellow, i have a well mannered query to ask
    john might i bother you for a can opener?

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
* Serenity/Twinkly Herbert
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-Feel free to do any voice you'd like, really all you need to do is nail the acting portion.

This is a bit part that won't prohibit you from voicing other characters.

  • Help! My friend is stuck inside the big can, inside a small house he built! You must hurry, he is not very bright and he doesn't understand it when I blink! Are you watching me? Oh no, don't blink me you don't understand blinking either!!! How do you people even exchange ideas without luminous rear ends!!!!!!

  • You suck!!

    Coward!

    Please...
    Help him!!!

    You there miss, please save my friend!

  • How you wish you could know their world.

    To hear one night those muted pawpads traipse up your stairs.
    A low but friendly growl unsettles your slumber, and as the soper seeps from your eyes they detect a sharp pair of ears cutting moonlight.

    A mysterious wolven tongue invites.

    Wouldn't these ears suit you?

    Would not this proud long snout assist you in the hunt?

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
* Peregrine Mendicant
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-This voice is up to you, though she'd probably sound quite mature, friendly and determined. 

This is a bit part that won't prohibit you from voicing other characters.

  • Greetings.
    Don't I know you?

  • I am told your name is John. Is that correct? It's nice to meet you, John.

  • Ok, John. Let's explore this place! This is great! Something is in there. Take a look.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
* Windswept Questant
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-Very regal and mature voice, she is after all a former Queen.

This is a bit part that won't prohibit you from voicing other characters.

  • Seer. Seer can you hear me?

  • Have a look around Rose. You have much to discover.

  • A mother will do whatever is best for her child.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
* Nannasprite/pipefan413
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-Sweet old lady, possibly with a southern accent but not mandatory. 

This is a bit part that won't prohibit you from voicing other characters.

  • pipefan413: In following years, she was left to ponder all that might have been.

    pipefan413: What might have been if there had been no baroness to keep the girl and boy apart?

  • pipefan413: Though yes, that WOULD be quite the doozy. I believe the late, great Colonel would surely say we were cooking with petrol upon hearing such a whopper.

    pipefan413: No, I am just an old woman looking for her son.

  • pipefan413: The witch in truth was a world famous baking baroness. Her cruelty made life miserable for the two children, who did not have their father anymore to protect them.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
* Calsprite
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-Just laugh either really creepily or manically or... both?

This is a bit part that won't prohibit you from voicing other characters. 

  • CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HAA HEE HEE HOO

    CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HEE HAA HEE HAA

    CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jasperssprite
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-Really, creativity is all yours. Try not to be too over the top because it still needs to be nice to listen to. If you could throw in some sample meows and purrs into your audition that'd be grand.

This is a bit part that won't prohibit you from voicing other characters.   

  • JASPERSPRITE: Really rose ok if thats what you want i will go do that.

    JASPERSPRITE: Oh rose!

    JASPERSPRITE: Rose did you get to do any of the things that are important to your quest that i said?

    JASPERSPRITE: Did you learn to play the rain rose?

  • JASPERSPRITE: It ate everything in the ocean and got so full that it took a long nap.

    JASPERSPRITE: No there is surely not a single living thing left!

    JASPERSPRITE: Which is too bad because im pretty hungry.

  • JASPERSPRITE: The whole place disappeared and i was in another place. There was no rose there was someone else.

    JASPERSPRITE: I guess i loved her too in time but never as much as rose it just wasnt the same.

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Voice Actor
*Doc Scratch
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-Probably a very calm noble voice, English accent desired but not mandatory.

This is a bit part that won't prohibit you from voicing other characters.   

  • You will have lived different lives after the reset. The different initial conditions will ideally lead to a more favorable scenario in the new session.

    Unfortunately, you will have no memory of anything that has happened in the session you are in now.

  • You can start by shoring up the reliability of your sources. You proceeded to question me believing you understood the purpose of the Scratch. You received your information about it from trolls. I assure you that in most ways, the trolls are as confused about everything as you are.

  • Occasionally I discover there are things I have not always known.

    It gives me the opportunity to make deductions, which are practically always flawless.

    It's gratifying.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Karkat Vantas
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-Something to keep in mind is that he isn't always angry or yelling, if you can find away to maintain the same voice and flow through different emotions that'd be best. 

  • CG: I KEEP SCROLLING BACKWARDS THROUGH YOUR ADVENTURE.

    CG: TRYING TO PIECE TOGETHER HOW YOU BOTCH THIS UP SO BADLY.

    CG: AND I KEEP FINDING THESE STRIKING POCKETS OF FOOLISHNESS.

    CG: LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW.

    CG: RIDING YOUR LITTLE RED ROCKET.

    CG: LIKE YOU ARE A FRESHLY HATCHED HUMAN LARVA AND THIS IS JUST ALL A BIG SCHOOLHIVE RUMPUS RESPITE.

  • CG: APPARENTLY THE EXPLOSION WILL BE SO HUGE, IT WILL BE VISIBLE AT GREAT DISTANCES THROUGHOUT THE FURTHEST RING.

    CG: EVEN FROM DIFFERENT SESSIONS, LIKE YOURS AND OURS. YOU WON'T GET TO SEE IT BECAUSE BY THEN YOUR SESSION SHOULD BE WIPED OUT BY THE SCRATCH.

    CG: BUT WE WILL. THE PLAN IS TO USE IT AS A BEACON, AND TRAVEL THERE AS A RENDEZVOUS POINT.

  • KARKAT: IT'S AN ALTERNIAN ROMANCE NOVEL.

    KARKAT: NOW LOOK, I'M NOT VOUCHING FOR THIS PARTICULAR PIECE OF LITERATURE. IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY TRASHY AND IF YOU'RE INTERESTED I COULD RECOMMEND MUCH BETTER THINGS TO YOU.

    KARKAT: IT'S JUST THIS ONE ILLUSTRATES THE CONCEPT VERY CLEARLY.

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Voice Actor
* Aradia Megido
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-I can't stress this enough, don't make her monotone!!! The other ghosts in Homestuck express emotions so it'd be weird to assume Aradia doesn't just because she's a ghost.

-When she's dead or a robot you can definitely sound a little sadder/void of emotions but don't go totally monotone.

-When she's alive be happier, way more expressive. 

  • [Dead]
    AA: what d0 y0u think y0ure d0ing!

    AA: just st0p

    AA: st0p st0p st0p st0p st0p st0p

    AA: maybe if i say st0p en0ugh s0mething else will happen instead 0f the thing that d0es

  • [Robot]

    ARADIABOT: did y0u pr0gram this r0b0t t0 have feelings f0r y0u? ARADIABOT: R0MANTIC FEELINGS???

    ARADIABOT: ANSWER ME BLUE BL00D SCUM

    ARADIABOT: get it 0ut

    ARADIABOT: GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT

  • [Alive]
    ARADIA: i dont necessarily share their point of view on the meaning of this endeavor though
     ARADIA: they consider this to be a great clash between good and evil
     ARADIA: but i prefer to look at the coming battle as a matter of housekeeping
     ARADIA: in the end all loops must be tidied up
     ARADIA: even his


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Voice Actor
Tavros Nitram
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-His voice is really up to you, enjoy said artistic freedom. 

  • AT: oK, lET ME,

    AT: oRGANIZE MY NOTES HERE,

    AT: oKAYYY,

    AT: (tURN ON SOME STRICT BEATS MAYBE, iT WILL HELP TO LISTEN TO THEM WHILE i DESTROY YOU,)

    AT: wHEN THE POLICE MAN BUSTS ME, aND POPS THE TRUNK,

    AT: hE'S ALL SUPRISED TO FIND I'M TOTING SICK BILLY,

    AT: wHOSE,

    AT: gOAT IS THAT, hE ASKS, wHILE HE STOPS TO THUNK

    AT: aBOUT IT, aND i'S JUST SAY IT'S DAVE'S, yOU SILLY

    AT: gOOSE,

  • AT: yEAHHH, yOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE CLOWN THINGS, wHICH,

    AT: i DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND EVER, bUT THAT'S OKAY,

    AT: bECAUSE IT'S KIND OF FUNNY,

    AT: wHEREAS, i'LL ADDRESS SOME TOPICS PERTAINING TO MY INTERESTS,

    AT: aND i GUESS, pERSONAL MOTIFS,

  • AT: oHH, bRO,

    AT: tHESE ARE WITHOUT ANY CONFUSION TO BE NOTED AS SOME TRULY UNHEALTHY INCENDIARIES,

    AT: tHEY ARE IN ABOVE AVERAGE NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION,

    AT: sO, iN OTHER WORDS, jUST TO COMPLETE THE ANALOGY, i HOPE YOU KNOW A LICENSED PHYSICIAN,

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Sollux Captor
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-Just sound like some douchey nerd, oh and he has a lisp.

-When his teeth are knocked out and still in his mouth he retains his lisp but he talks like he has a very swollen toothless mouth.

-When his lisp is gone well... the lisp is gone.

  • TA: well, 2eeiing a2 we don't know 2hiit about the guy...

    TA: bliind 2eem2 liike the operatiive concept.

    TA: kiinda liike a bliind donatiion.

    TA: and now we're fuckiing riich.

    TA: 2o ii gue22 you could 2ay...

    TA: they're the numeral2 of the bliind profiit2.

  • [Teeth knocked out, still lisping]
    TA: h0py thith, i b0 th0unb thtupib.

    TA: why the fuckth ith by b0uth fthull 0f all thethe theeth subbenly?

  • [No lisp]
    TA: s0, since i guess i have t0 learn t0 be blind n0w, d0 y0u have any tisps f0r me? 
    TA: i mean tips. 
    TA: tips tips tips tips tips! 
    TA: 0u0 
    TA: wait, n0, that s0unds stupid. 

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Nepeta Leijon
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-Try not to sound too much like a little kid, but be cute. Rolling your R's is a plus!

This is a bit part that won't prohibit you from voicing other characters.  

  • AC: :33 < *ac rumples up her nose in purrplexment at aa's really vague and spooky answer*

    AC: :33 < but actually thats good because i kind of think i dont want to know

    AC: :33 < its making me sad to think about :((

  • AC: :33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill*

    AC: :33 < *ac uses one of her mouths to lick the fresh blood off her paws*

    AC: :33 < *and the other one to blow you a kiss!*

  • AC: :33 < imagine that he is using this great big circle like a really fun scratching post, and it makes all this light come out that changes everything

    AC: :33 < just after he starts doing that the sky goes funny everywhere and then i cant s33 you anymore

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kanaya Maryam
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-Very sophisticated voice, enunciate your words as much as possible while still sounding natural. An English accent isn't neccasary, but highly encouraged. 

  • KANAYA: Pale Relationships Are Really Different I Think

    KANAYA: What About The Other Kind

    KANAYA: Seems To Me You Have Not Been Involved In Any So Im Not Sure You Really Understand

  • GA: Why Is It That When The Subject Of Temporal Mechanics Is Broached Your Sparing Human Intellects Instantly Assume The Most Ingratiating Posture Of Surrender Imaginable

    GA: Time Is Not That Difficult To Understand

    GA: It Is A Utility That A Universe May Resort To In Order To Advance A Desired Degree Of Complexity

    GA: Or May Not Resort To If That Is The Case

    GA: Its All Pretty Pedestrian

    GA: But No

  • GA: Though It Should Be Clear That Repopulation Is Among Our Duties As Well In The Long Term

    GA: And Ive Gathered That The Cloning Apparatus In The Veil Is Probably Meant To Permit An Initial Boost On The World We Select For Settlement

    GA: But Beyond That It Is Up To The Descendants To Perpetuate The Race

    GA: And Your Species Has Quite An Advantage In This Respect

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Voice Actor
Terezi Pyrope
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-You need to be very loud and in your face, but also have a range of emotions. 

  • GC: Y34H 1F YOU W3R3 4 B4D GUY

    GC: W3 W3R3 SUPPOS3D TO B3 L1K3 4 V1G1L4NT3 DUO D1SP3NS1NG JUST1C3

    GC: 4ND YOU COULD T4K3 TH3 B4D GUYS HOM3 4ND F33D TH3M TO YOUR STUP1D SP1D3R

    GC: BUT 1NST34D YOU JUST F3D H3R 3V3RYBODY!

    GC: 4ND L13D 4ND L13D 4ND L13D

  • GC: TH1NK OF 1T TH1S W4Y

    GC: 1M YOUR S3RV3R PL4Y3R SO PR1OR1TY H4S TO B3 ON M3 G3TT1NG 1N TH3 G4M3

    GC: B3FOR3 1 G3T K1LL3D BY M3T3ORS

    GC: 1N WH1CH C4S3 YOUD B3 SCR3W3D 1N TH3R3

    GC: TH3N TH3 N3XT GUY COM3S 1N, TH3N TH3 N3XT

    GC: 4ND YOU BR1NG TH3 L4ST ON3 1N

  • GC: M4YB3 H3 W1LL STOP B31NG DOOM3D 4FT3R YOU K1LL H1M?

    GC: M4YB3 H3 W1LL G3T TH3 D4V3 POW3RS 4ND L1V3 4 LONG 4ND COOL L1F3 NOT B31NG DOOM3D 4NYMOR3

    GC: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW UNL3SS YOU T4K3 4 ST4B 4T 1T?

    GC: H3H3H3

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Voice Actor
Vriska Serket
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-Just be a bitch, but don't go over the top Disney villian. 

  • VRISKA: Alright, has everyone shut up yet?

    VRISKA: Gr8! 
    VRISKA: Let's not waste another second then. I'm diving right into this. 
    VRISKA: Everyone pay close attention, and try to keep up! 
    VRISKA: I'll start 8y descri8ing the exact n8ture of the threats we're dealing with, and go from there.

  • AG: Fine.

    AG: I'll do something NICE.

    AG: I have an idea. I will 8e right 8ack.

    AG: And for the record, I was going to do this anyway! I was just trying to make him a 8etter player first.

  • VRISKA: OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! VRISKA: OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! VRISKA: WE'RE G8ING TO LOOK AT WH8T'S IN THIS CH8ST RIGHT N8W!!!!!!!! VRISKA: DO YOU HE8R ME Y8U F8CK? VRISKA: I D8DN'T SCRAPE AND CLAW MY W8Y 8ACK TO RELEV8NCE F8R THIS SHIT! VRISKA: I'M DOING S8METHING F8CKING IMPORTANT! AND WHEN I DO SOMETH8NG FUCKING IMPORT8NT, EVERY88DY 8ETTER D8MN WELL PAY ATT8NTION TO ME!!!!!!!!

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Voice Actor
Equius Zahhak
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-Speak in a very calm whispered voice for the most part, we won't be casting anyone who goes for the creepy igor Equius voice. 

  • CT: D --> What you do appear to know is e%actly how to ma%imize my livid contempt for you

    CT: D --> With your revolting language and your sense of decorum

    CT: D --> At such breathtaking odds with the richness and perfe%ion of your b100d

    CT: D --> I just hate you so much

  • CCT: D --> It may be true that we are all playing in the same session, but I see no reason to disband the former power structure

    CCT: D --> Especially if it means instituting a tactical midget with a short fuse, a foul mouth, and paralyzing insecurity over the color of his b100d

    CCT: D --> That's all I have to say

  • CT: D --> Perhaps it's that it's martial tacti% that matter for status. Unless you redact this CT: D --> I'd hazard in practice that it's a glass of what's lactic that would impact this CT: D --> Pragmatic to presume? A human metric for grandness stands on fondness in honest CT: D --> For wanton aplomb with strapping song smithing, ripping sonnets of STRONGNESS

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Voice Actor
Gamzee Makara
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Closing Date: Pending

-A very relaxed bouncy voice would suit Gamzee well. Probably quite raspy and if possible with a hint of a southern accent.

- When sober you should do a soft voice, almost like a physopath speaking in a calm an unsettling tone that flows into a loud yelling angry voice. Please be concious of how loud you go though, you don't need to actually yell into the mic because it can be quite hard on the ears. 

  • TC: MoThErFuCkIn SpIlL iT, dOn'T bE aLl KeEpIn ThAt ShIt BoTtLeD uP

    TC: lIkE a FuCkIn AlL sHaKeD uP bOtTlE oF fAyGo.

    TC: FuCk DoGg I'm ThIrStY.

    TC: i'M dOwN tO mY lAsT bOtTlE aNd I dOn'T fUcKiN kNoW iF i CaN gEt AnYmOrE iN tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN mAgIc LaNd So I dOn'T kNoW.

  • TC: TeReZi CoNnEcTeD tO kArKaT, sO hE's FuCkIn ChIlL.

    TC: tHeN i'M sUpPoSeD tO cOnNeCt To HeR sOoN tO gEt HeR aLl ChIlL tOo.

    TC: BuT sHe'S iN tHe WoOdS dOiNg SoMeThInG.

    TC: wHeN sHe CoMeS bAcK sHe StArTs PlAyInG.

    TC: So In ThE mEaN mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE i'M sUpPoSeD tO gEt YoU tO cOnNeCt To Me.

  • [Sober]
    TC: THEN GET MOTHERFUCKIN SCHOOLFED ALL ABOUT THE WICKED NEWS, PUNCHLINE BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER.

    TC: it rots you.

    TC: RUSTS YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN THINK PAN.

    TC: and the floor all stares up back at you through the motherfuckin hole.

    TC: BUT THERE IS NO HOLE NOW.

    TC: only under motherfuckin standing of who all i was made out to be all along.

    TC: ONLY UNDER MOTHERFUCKING STANDING OF WHO ALL I WAS MADE OUT TO MOTHERFUCKING BE ALL A MOTHERFUCKING LONG.

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Eridan Ampora
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Closing Date: Pending

-Very whiney, pronounces V's like W's and W's as if there are two of them (WW). English accent not required, but it's a bonus.

  • CA: yeah sorry

    CA: i wwas just really wworried and stressed out i thought you wwere dead

    CA: and i didnt evven get to thank you for savvin my life or really for anythin

    CA: and i just spent all this time here wworryin and thinkin about stuff

    CA: and i decided i havve something i wwant to tell you

    CA: that ivve been meaning to get off my nub for a wwhile noww

  • CA: yeah wwell ok since wwe are the PALEST OF PALS A GUY COULD EVVER ASK FOR

    CA: i wwill tell you

    CA: evven though you wwill only humor me as usual since you dont agree wwith my agenda

    CA: any of my agendas really

    CA: none of the agendas

    CA: none of them

  • CA: magic is NOT REAL

    CA: wwhatevver youre doin its not real its somethin else outright entirely

    CA: its fancy and impressivve and all but its not the fuckin figmental storybook claptrap you wwanna make out like it is

    CA: so howw about you get off your high skyhorse

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Voice Actor
* Feferi Peixes
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Closing Date: Pending

-She's usually pretty sweet and kind, but she's got a sassy in your face side you should be able to portray.

*If you don't swear, in you audition just skip over fuck.

This is a bit part that won't prohibit you from voicing other characters.   

  • CC: YOUR STUPID FIS)(Y FAC-E IS T)(-E DRAMA MAC)(IN-E T)(AT DO-ES NOT)(ING BUT W)(IN-E AND GLUB.

    CC: 38P

    CA: fuck SORRY

    CC: Anyway you s)(ouldn't say t)(at about )(im, )(e is a )(ero and )(e saved my life.

  • CC: Um, I guess?

    CC: I wouldn't really know.

    CC: Sometimes people just drift away I t)(ink, or just aren't as into t)(e quadrant as t)(e ot)(er wants to be.

    CC: So you really t)(ink your feelings for )(er run t)(at dark?

  • CC: Yes, Jade. It is time to face t)(e facts!

    CC: Our moons are gone too. If we wis)( to sleep now, our dreams must take place in t)(e bubbles glubbed by t)(e gods w)(o live in t)(e Furt)(est Ring.

    CC: It is t)(e infinite space w)(ic)( divides all sessions, completely unnavigable and unfat)(omable, untouc)(ed by t)(e time or space of any universe in existence.

    CC: Its lords are our slumberbuddies now. 38)

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Jane Crocker
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Closing Date: Pending

-Southern accent if you can, but not mandatory. 

  • GG: This is fascinating, if a wee bit more dissertation than I bargained for this morning.

    GG: I have so much to learn. And I am not even saying that "ironically!"

    GG: Will you teach me your ways one day, sir? Perhaps an apprenticeship will open?

  • GG: Wait, is Dirk not talking to you for some reason?

    GG: Is that why Jake suggested going through me?

    GG: Good gravy, this is getting complicated.

  • JANE: Um, pardon me, though,

    JANE: I also cannot recall for the life of me whether you mentioned your friend to me.

    JANE: Or that you were both trolls...

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Roxy Lalonde
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Closing Date: Pending

-When drunk, slur your words and just be generally convincing. Otherwise give her any voice you want, a boston accent is a pretty popular headcanon but not mandatory.

  • ROXY: aw janey you dont gotta worry about whatever sad incident that frowns about

    ROXY: thats all water under a bridge from a reality i got no recollection of and therefore dont matter at all

    ROXY: by which i mean......

    ROXY: this reality here, so ok the reality is still KIND of relevant because we are literally inside of it atm

    ROXY: but im new here!

    ROXY: i came over to keep being roxy since the old one died or whatever thru hecka debacles

  • [Drunk]
    ROXY: aw janey you dont gotta worry about whatever sad incident that frowns about

    ROXY: thats all water under a bridge from a reality i got no recollection of and therefore dont matter at all

    ROXY: by which i mean......

    ROXY: this reality here, so ok the reality is still KIND of relevant because we are literally inside of it atm

    ROXY: but im new here!

    ROXY: i came over to keep being roxy since the old one died or whatever thru hecka debacles

  • [Drunk]
    TG: but thats what i do!

    TG: posers be frontin hard up on my roguey turf

    TG: *roguish?

    TG: roguish is better it means sly

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Dirk Strider
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Closing Date: Pending

-Don't go monotone, but he doesn't have a wide range of emotions most of the time so keep that in mind. If you can do a southern accent, go ahead!

  • DIRK: Yes, you got me. 

    DIRK: I would love to have a long talk about horse nudes and xenobreasts with you. 

    DIRK: Unfortunately I'm wearing pantaloons and flying through the middle of goddamn nowhere


  • TT: Take it easy, bromide.

    TT: Just about the only way I could salvage endearment from this perilous slope of horseshit would be to discover, really fucking soon mind you, it was a preamble to some floundering invitation for me to rush to your vicinity as nakedly as possible.

    TT: But since we've already shot that wad's eventuality on so many dry runs of flustered ambivalence that were as hilarious as they were one sided,

    TT: That leaves only one hope for this message to avoid spiraling toward qualification as a critical fucking defect in the hull of the Mach 10 rocket that is my precious spare time.

  • TT: Mine and DS's. It's a joint proposal. I'm always authorized to speak on his behalf, because I'm basically fucking him.

    TT: And try not to take those last four words as a clustered literal sentiment. That would be lame and unfunny.

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Jake English
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Closing Date: Pending

-You'll probably be sounding pretty naive the whole time, English accent not neccasary but it'd be nice.

  • GT: Oh hell no. HELL no man.

    GT: Well listen. If youre going to send anything to me slime or otherwise can you please at least not make the shit appear directly over my head this time?

    GT: The last thing i need on my bday is another installment of and i quote manbro bukkake theater.

  • GT: Well i surely dont want to spoil any clean trousers.

    GT: Even though your warning sounds a little hyperbolic i will trust you.

    GT: Um. My lord.

    GT: Heheheh when i call you that people could mistake our conversation for a nefarious and underhanded collusion among felons!

  • JAKE: That was like...

    JAKE: The brain ghost memory splinter of my best friend dirk who is stuck in my head and you cant see.

    JAKE: And he was kinda hassling me and trying to get me to talk to him about how his real self has a thing for me but i kind of think it would be weird to talk to his brain impostor about that? At least for now.

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