Let's Read Homestuck (CLOSED)
turntechauxillatrix for Sollux Captor
Closing Date: Pending
-Just sound like some douchey nerd, oh and he has a lisp.
-When his teeth are knocked out and still in his mouth he retains his lisp but he talks like he has a very swollen toothless mouth.
-When his lisp is gone well... the lisp is gone.
TA: well, 2eeiing a2 we don't know 2hiit about the guy...
TA: bliind 2eem2 liike the operatiive concept.
TA: kiinda liike a bliind donatiion.
TA: and now we're fuckiing riich.
TA: 2o ii gue22 you could 2ay...
TA: they're the numeral2 of the bliind profiit2.
[Teeth knocked out, still lisping]
TA: h0py thith, i b0 th0unb thtupib.TA: why the fuckth ith by b0uth fthull 0f all thethe theeth subbenly?
[No lisp]
TA: s0, since i guess i have t0 learn t0 be blind n0w, d0 y0u have any tisps f0r me?
TA: i mean tips.
TA: tips tips tips tips tips!
TA: 0u0
TA: wait, n0, that s0unds stupid.
This is my nEW SOLLUX HEADCANON
It took months for me to reply, I AM SO SORRY. But, thank you so much!