Stupid Super Mario [NEED BOWSER/KAMEK/TOAD] (other roles open as well)
Project Overview
It’s just super mario but really really dumb and in Minecraft. If you have mc java and curseforge feel free to join as a body actor too but that’s not required. We’re gonna use a discord server for this so be weary. Also this is a scripted show losers, and you dont need to be able to do the voices. we (i) dont care. i did say it before and ill say it again YOU NEED TO GIVE YOUR DISCORD USERNAME!!!!
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Luigi is Mario's brother. He is completely baffled, stressed out, and confused by Mario's chaotic antics and the weird stuff happening around them. This is a lead comedic role. No fancy software needed, just a decent microphone.
Why does that bread have a face, and why is it looking at me like that?!
Mario look. I don’t get why it makes you run face first into brick walls. But because you won’t shut up I’ll help you find it
*Say something you think would fit*
Literally just a piece of bread with a face that has somehow achieved consciousness. Can be voiced as completely clueless, surprisingly deep and dramatic, or just screaming. It’s not a lead and it should probably fall into a dumpster.
*Say something you think would fit*
Yoshi is Mario's absolute bestie and partner-in-crime. They are total idiots together and hype each other up no matter how stupid the plan is. Looking for an energetic, funny voice that sounds super excited to be included in the chaos. He is a lead
Yoshi!! *Super excited dino noises because he and Mario just successfully made a giant mess*
I can’t read. Oh wait. Oh. Oh? Nope. Still can’t read
Wario is incredibly greedy, loud, and dramatic, but he's ultimately just another petty idiot. He is constantly trying to upstage Mario or steal garlic and coins, but his plans always backfire immediately because he makes terrible decisions. Not a lead and he smells bad (probably)
Who needs normal narration when you have me! Wario!
How much does this pay again? 12 an hour? Looks like I’m takin from the register.
Toad is supposed to be the helpful assistant, but he's just a screechy, chaotic petty idiot who panics over everything. He gets offended incredibly easily and loves to complain about having to do actual work. Not a lead
How many roads can a toad hold? A TOAD TON! *extreme laughter*
Luigi…. Nobody likes my jokes…. Welp PIRATE TIME! *pirate noises*
Peach absolutely hates being kidnapped and wants to be rescued, but she is completely exhausted by how stupid everyone is. She’s trapped in a castle with a petty villain, waiting on a heroic plumber who takes three days to show up because he got distracted playing Minecraft. Not a lead
Bowser, you are a giant turtle monster. Why are you crying because Mario insulted your spikes? You are both acting like toddlers!
I am begging you all to use a single braincell for five minutes so I can just go home and sleep.
Kamek is Bowser’s advisor and essentially has to babysit him. Like Peach, Kamek is completely exhausted by how stupid everyone is. He's constantly trying to fix Bowser's terrible, petty decisions while dealing with Mario's absolute nonsense. Not a lead
Lord bowser, why are you crying? Oh yeah. That random Spanish child called you ugly a week ago.
I did not spend decades mastering the dark arts of magic just to turn a piece of bread into a real boy
This role covers every single Koopa Troopa in Bowser's army. They are all complete idiots who share a single braincell. They are easily confused, terrified of Mario, and constantly questioning Bowser's terrible leadership. Feel free to give them variations. Not a Lead
Hey, Gary, look! The plumber brought a piece of toast with a face on it. Should we poke it with a stick?
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