Sabrina Ureta
auditioning for
Peach Voice Actor
in Stupid Super Mario [NEED BOWSER/KAMEK/TOAD] (other roles open as well)
Peach absolutely hates being kidnapped and wants to be rescued, but she is completely exhausted by how stupid everyone is. She’s trapped in a castle with a petty villain, waiting on a heroic plumber who takes three days to show up because he got distracted playing Minecraft. Not a lead
Bowser, you are a giant turtle monster. Why are you crying because Mario insulted your spikes? You are both acting like toddlers!
I am begging you all to use a single braincell for five minutes so I can just go home and sleep.