Straight Crazy - Season 1
Project Overview
Best friends Rina Evans and Brian Wolfe find themselves in one misadventure after another. Navigating life in a small American city, they embrace their queerness without defining themselves by it.
Each episode is an animated short featuring a concise plot which ties into the season's story arc. The main characters are real-life best friends, with the storyline drawing inspiration from their personal lives. Rina wrote the series and is now seeking collaborators. Animators, audio technicians, and voice actors are being sought to bring this to life. This project very much revolves around the LGBTQIA+ community and their participation is very much encouraged.
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Hi everyone, Production is in full swing but we still have many roles open. Please consider voicing an additional character or two. Also be sure to tell your friends. Thanks
Animation artists are being sought to bring the episodes to life. Storyboards and audio files are complete. Each episode is about 5 minutes long. There are ten episodes in the season. Each pays $50.
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Monique is Brian's roommate and Rina's enemy. She is catty and vindictive. She's originally from Brazil. Please record lines in a Brazilian accent.
It's so nice of you to drop in. I see your breasts still haven't dropped in.
Robyn, I need your half of the rent by Saturday.
Oh forget that sack of testosterone! You and I are going to hang out so much more now.
Jess is a confident, outgoing lesbian. She is Joanna's girlfriend
Where are these props coming from?
Are you guys going to behave now?
Joanna is a voluptuous southern belle with a flair for fashion. She is the bisexual girlfriend of Jess.
this is the dress I want to buy but I’m not sure I can pull off that neckline.
Why do we even have friends?
We should get another dog instead!
Josh is an asexual gay man with a lot of enthusiasm and faith in God
Hello darlings!
It never hurts to try, you know? God is always presenting new opportunities to us and we must take them as they come.
It’s true, you know, God created us all in his image. No matter what size you are, your true colors will always shine through.
The female interviewer talks to Brian and Rina on Skype
So tell me guys; why would the pair of you make the perfect addition to the biggest factor?
It sounds like you’ve been to hell and back.
I see, well, I only have one more question. When do you think you’d be able to . . .
The male neighbor shouts through the wall from the next apartment
Would you two shut up!? I'm trying to do something over here!
Announces rounds of a game in the style of an early arcade game
Round one
Round two
Round three
You really shouldn’t be committing bulimia miss. Besides, with a body like that, you don’t need to.
Rina's belligerent boyfriend in a flashback episode
Hey, did you eat all the cheetos!?
Anthony's boyfriend wants to meet you.
What did I tell you about watching Doctor Who?
I want a boyfriend. Not a Barbie wannabe!
That's her!
Police officer who arrests Brian and Tommy in the second episode.
Excuse me sir, may I see your ID?
I need to see yours as well miss
You're coming with me sir
Excuse me sir, do you have the time?
Excuse me sir, where are the paper towels?
Thank you, Rich.
Hi, what do we got today?
Alright we need deli meat we did ham last time but I think we should do salami . . .
A seven or eight-year-old girl shopping with her mother
Is that really a girl?
Delivers one line to the main character as she leaves the store
You're all set sir
Pharmacy employee who gets into a confrontation with Rina
Next
What's the name, sir?
Okay, I just need to . . .
Ma'am! I wouldn't do that if I were you!
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you . . .
(affecting a swish accent) Good morning!
Better be careful what you eat though. Wouldn’t want it to go straight to your thighs!
(in a swish accent) What are you up to tonight, B ri?
How's our little fruit cup?
Ooh, did you go clubbin'?
There's nothing wrong with that, as long as he's FABULOUS!
Did you stay up late last night and watch Rent?
Aw, is someone a little cranky? Maybe he needs some breakfast.
We're just messing with him like you are
Five-hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes!
Did you hook up with a bear?
Why you got to know so much about stuff? Sometimes there just isn’t that much to things.
(speaking rapidly, nervously) I know a lot of gay people. My mother is a lesbian. She’s been with her partner for fifteen years. They live out in Charlton. I have no problem with gay people. I think it’s good. I think it’s great. I don’t think you’re going to hell.
My mother works at home depot.
Oh you’re such a good boy eating celery. I can never stick to my diets. Are those organic?
(repulsed) oh
(as if she’s about to cry) Inorganic celery!?
Brian's annoying coworker
Is that white bread?
What kind of meat is that?
It looks like dark meat
Aren’t gay people health nuts? I thought your physical appearance was your top priority.
No, you’re trying so hard to be like him that it seems like you want to have sex with him.
Fag
Dude you're as much of a fag as he is
Wolfe! In my office, now!
Don't worry, I have the perfect cover.
You're fired!
Karin is a girl from the hood. She is an acquaintance of the main characters. Use a ghetto accent when recording these lines.
Hey girl, how you doin?
Yeah what's good?
This kid Vitico. He was my neighbor’s brother’s best friend.
(laughing) You know how we do. Why don’t you join us?
Get in Vitico’s car, it’s empty. And hurry up! We’re losing everyone else!
Parody of the narrator from twilight zone
Everything we do matters. Everything we don’t do matters. I think we’ve learned something here tonight.
: Sure we have. Doing drugs while driving is dangerous.
You took your eyes off the road. That's unsafe
Alright folks tonight it’s free for ladies and $10 for the guys.
Wait, was that a joke!?
Hey sexy, you performing tonight?
All these ladies be messing with nature. It’s as horrendous as female circumcision.
A post-op trannie (eats the olive from her martini) how yummy.
Oh come on, you should try everything once.
Hooks up with main character and later stalks her. He's from Turkey and has a moderate accent.
Well, look what we have here. You are a gorgeous white flower, with eyes that . . .
Clearly it’s a waste of time on someone with your cynicism.
Are you sure you can’t stay? I make an excellent menemen.
A gorgeous, jock-type who dances with Brian at the club
Maybe she got bored and left
Where did you last see her?
This means she couldn't have gone far, right?
Can I help you?
She's subletting to me
Two minutes ago. If you hurry you’ll catch her before her uber gets here.
Are you Keith?
Get in.
I'll drop you off
Boarding pass!
No one passes this point without a boarding pass.
The next flight is bound for Orlando, Florida, and it departs in 45 minutes.
Your ID says Brian Wolfe but your credit card says Alan Hong?
Works closely with the animator, audio engineer, and director to make sure that everything is spliced together properly.
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Cop questioning main character after car accident.
I suppose your indecent exposure at the drug store was an accident, huh?
An artist is needed to create backgrounds and character designs. The project is to include ten episodes at about 5 minutes per piece. All styles are welcome. Storyboards and audio tracks are complete. An animator is standing by.
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