Straight Crazy - Season 1

Straight Crazy - Season 1

Project Overview

Best friends Rina Evans and Brian Wolfe find themselves in one misadventure after another. Navigating life in a small American city, they embrace their queerness without defining themselves by it. 

Each episode is an animated short featuring a concise plot which ties into the season's story arc. The main characters are real-life best friends, with the storyline drawing inspiration from their personal lives. Rina wrote the series and is now seeking collaborators. Animators, audio technicians, and voice actors are being sought to bring this to life. This project very much revolves around the LGBTQIA+ community and their participation is very much encouraged. 

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  • Still seeking voice actors

    Hi everyone, Production is in full swing but we still have many roles open. Please consider voicing an additional character or two. Also be sure to tell your friends. Thanks
Animator
Animator
Animator
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Eugene210

Animation artists are being sought to bring the episodes to life. Storyboards and audio files are complete. Each episode is about 5 minutes long. There are ten episodes in the season. Each pays $50.

  • Say something you think would fit

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Monique
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Amethyst Jade

Monique is Brian's roommate and Rina's enemy. She is catty and vindictive. She's originally from Brazil. Please record lines in a Brazilian accent.

  • It's so nice of you to drop in. I see your breasts still haven't dropped in.

  • Robyn, I need your half of the rent by Saturday. 

  • Oh forget that sack of testosterone! You and I are going to hang out so much more now. 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jess
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: EmmaLeeSings

Jess is a confident, outgoing lesbian. She is Joanna's girlfriend

  • Where are these props coming from?

  • Are you guys going to behave now?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Joanna
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Joanna Baca

Joanna is a voluptuous southern belle with a flair for fashion. She is the bisexual girlfriend of Jess.

  • this is the dress I want to buy but I’m not sure I can pull off that neckline.

  • Why do we even have friends?

  • We should get another dog instead!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Josh
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Josh is an asexual gay man with a lot of enthusiasm and faith in God

  • Hello darlings!

  • It never hurts to try, you know? God is always presenting new opportunities to us and we must take them as they come.

  • It’s true, you know, God created us all in his image. No matter what size you are, your true colors will always shine through.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Female Interviewer
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: goldlight85

The female interviewer talks to Brian and Rina on Skype 

  • So tell me guys; why would the pair of you make the perfect addition to the biggest factor?

  • It sounds like you’ve been to hell and back.

  • I see, well, I only have one more question. When do you think you’d be able to . . .

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Male Neighbor
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: zxjoshuaa

The male neighbor shouts through the wall from the next apartment

  • Would you two shut up!? I'm trying to do something over here!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Announcer
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: zxjoshuaa

Announces rounds of a game in the style of an early arcade game

  • Round one

  • Round two

  • Round three

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Paramedic 1
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Mike Sa

Wheels Rina out of her apartment on a stretcher

  • You really shouldn’t be committing bulimia miss. Besides, with a body like that, you don’t need to.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Tommy
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: engineeredvocals

Rina's belligerent boyfriend in a flashback episode

  • Hey, did you eat all the cheetos!?

  • Anthony's boyfriend wants to meet you.

  • What did I tell you about watching Doctor Who?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Anthony
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Timothy Rowland II

Brian's boyfriend in a flashback

  • I want a boyfriend. Not a Barbie wannabe!

  • That's her!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Officer
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Timothy Rowland II

Police officer who arrests Brian and Tommy in the second episode. 

  • Excuse me sir, may I see your ID?

  • I need to see yours as well miss

  • You're coming with me sir

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Woman #1
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: VJShane goldlight85

Asks Rina a question at the bus stop

  • Excuse me sir, do you have the time?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Elderly Woman
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Kaurin

Shopper in a store

  • Excuse me sir, where are the paper towels?

  • Thank you, Rich.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Woman #2
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: MoonyMarvelous

Mother of two daughters shopping in a store

  • Hi, what do we got today?

  • Alright we need deli meat we did ham last time but I think we should do salami . . .

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Young Girl
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: deleted72508

A seven or eight-year-old girl shopping with her mother

  • Is that really a girl?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Female Receipt Checker
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: LuckyLadyBug

Delivers one line to the main character as she leaves the store

  • You're all set sir

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Maria
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Pharmacy employee who gets into a confrontation with Rina

  • Next

  • What's the name, sir?

  • Okay, I just need to . . .

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Police Officer
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: zxjoshuaa

Arrests Rina at the pharmacy

  • Ma'am! I wouldn't do that if I were you!

  • You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you . . .

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Coworker 1
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: EJW Studios LLC

Brian's homophobic coworker 

  • (affecting a swish accent) Good morning!

  • Better be careful what you eat though. Wouldn’t want it to go straight to your thighs!

  • (in a swish accent) What are you up to tonight, B ri?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Coworker 2
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Dylan M

Brian's homophobic coworker 

  • How's our little fruit cup?

  • Ooh, did you go clubbin'?

  • There's nothing wrong with that, as long as he's FABULOUS!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Coworker 3
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Dylan M

Brian's homophobic coworker 

  • Did you stay up late last night and watch Rent?

  • Aw, is someone a little cranky? Maybe he needs some breakfast.

  • We're just messing with him like you are

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Coworker 4
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Dylan M

Brian's homophobic coworker 

  • Five-hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes!

  • Did you hook up with a bear?

  • Why you got to know so much about stuff? Sometimes there just isn’t that much to things.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Coworker 5
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: zxjoshuaa

Brian's annoying coworker 

  • (speaking rapidly, nervously) I know a lot of gay people. My mother is a lesbian. She’s been with her partner for fifteen years. They live out in Charlton. I have no problem with gay people. I think it’s good. I think it’s great. I don’t think you’re going to hell.

  • My mother works at home depot.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Coworker 6
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Kaurin

Brian's annoying coworker 

  • Oh you’re such a good boy eating celery. I can never stick to my diets. Are those organic?

  • (repulsed) oh

  • (as if she’s about to cry) Inorganic celery!?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Coworker 7
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Brian's annoying coworker 

  • Is that white bread?

  • What kind of meat is that?

  • It looks like dark meat

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Coworker 8
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Ashthelame

Brian's annoying coworker 

  • Aren’t gay people health nuts? I thought your physical appearance was your top priority.

  • No, you’re trying so hard to be like him that it seems like you want to have sex with him.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Coworker 9
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: EJW Studios LLC

Brian's homophobic coworker 

  • Fag

  • Dude you're as much of a fag as he is

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Supervisor
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Timothy Rowland II

Brian's hypocritical boss

  • Wolfe! In my office, now!

  • Don't worry, I have the perfect cover.

  • You're fired!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Karin
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: deleted126904 Nikol

Karin is a girl from the hood. She is an acquaintance of the main characters. Use a ghetto accent when recording these lines.

  • Hey girl, how you doin? 

    Yeah what's good?

  • This kid Vitico. He was my neighbor’s brother’s best friend.

  • (laughing) You know how we do. Why don’t you join us?

    Get in Vitico’s car, it’s empty. And hurry up! We’re losing everyone else!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Man
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Parody of the narrator from twilight zone

  • Everything we do matters. Everything we don’t do matters. I think we’ve learned something here tonight.

  • : Sure we have. Doing drugs while driving is dangerous.

  • You took your eyes off the road. That's unsafe

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Norman
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: zxjoshuaa

Bouncer at a club

  • Alright folks tonight it’s free for ladies and $10 for the guys.

  • Wait, was that a joke!?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Gay Man
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: EJW Studios LLC

Man hitting on a woman at a club

  • Hey sexy, you performing tonight?

  • All these ladies be messing with nature. It’s as horrendous as female circumcision.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Lesbian
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: deleted176184

Woman hitting on a woman at a club

  • A post-op trannie (eats the olive from her martini) how yummy.

  • Oh come on, you should try everything once.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Stalker
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Ash

Hooks up with main character and later stalks her. He's from Turkey and has a moderate accent.

  • Well, look what we have here. You are a gorgeous white flower, with eyes that . . .

  • Clearly it’s a waste of time on someone with your cynicism.

  • Are you sure you can’t stay? I make an excellent menemen.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Abercrombie Model
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Dylan M

A gorgeous, jock-type who dances with Brian at the club

  • Maybe she got bored and left

  • Where did you last see her?

  • This means she couldn't have gone far, right?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Old Woman
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Sammy Candlestick

Woman renting apartment

  • Can I help you?

  • She's subletting to me

  • Two minutes ago. If you hurry you’ll catch her before her uber gets here.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Man in car
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Dylan M

Man who gives Brian a ride

  • Are you Keith?

  • Get in.

  • I'll drop you off

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
TSA Agent
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: deleted126904

Airport security 

  • Boarding pass!

  • No one passes this point without a boarding pass.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ticket Agent
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: EJW Studios LLC

Employee at the counter in the airport

  • The next flight is bound for Orlando, Florida, and it departs in 45 minutes.

  • Your ID says Brian Wolfe but your credit card says Alan Hong?

Video Editor
Video Editor
Video editor
open
Unpaid

Works closely with the animator, audio engineer, and director to make sure that everything is spliced together properly. 

  • Say something you think would fit

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Police Officer
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Ash

Cop questioning main character after car accident.

  • I suppose your indecent exposure at the drug store was an accident, huh?

Artist
Artist
Artist
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Luke Light

An artist is needed to create backgrounds and character designs. The project is to include ten episodes at about 5 minutes per piece. All styles are welcome. Storyboards and audio tracks are complete. An animator is standing by.

  • Say something you think would fit

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