Ignore this casting call.
Due to lack of casting and my focus moving towards a more unique animated series, this project is officially cancelled. However, note that a new casting call for an animated pilot will be coming out sometime this week. Just a heads up.
*Say something you think would fit*
*Say something you think would fit*
No specific voice refrence for this role. You just need to be able to narrate well.
(Narrate an excerpt of literature of improv narrating a scene in ficiton.)
Bascially any nonspecific minor/minor one shot or background character featured in the show. I will be casting multiple people, and I not looking for any spefic voice types for the role.
(Improv or use lines from the canon show)
Stan is one of the four main characters of both the show and novel adaptation, alongside Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny Mccormick. One of the few sane people in the town, Stan is the logic to Kyle's morals. He has suffered from various emotional health problems, most notably depression. He also deals with many moral dillemas, and is one of the first to question the many events that unfold in the titular town.
Voice Refence(s):
"Oh my God, you killed Kenny! Bastard!"
"Is it just me, or does conflict like to follow me alot?"
"What the actual fuck did I just witness?!
Kyle Broflovsky is one of the four main characters of both the show and novel adaptation, alongside Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, and Kenny Mccormick. A moral to Stan's logic, he often suffers from a short temper. This is especially obivious around his half-friend Cartman, who he frequently bickers with. They are only friends out of fear, as Cartman would absolutely fucking ruin Kyle's life if he had the chance. He also gets sick the most out of the main four, for reasons I'm not sure.
Voice Refence(s):
"I think I've learned something today."
"Shut up, fatass!"
"Is everything alright, Stan? You seem off."
Eric Cartman is one of the four main characters in both the show and it's novel adaptation, alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny Mccormick. He is consdiered the show's "villain protagonist", due to his narcisistic tendancies and occasional resorting to violence. He frequently bickers with Kyle, and Stan to an extent. While not specifically stated, it is implied he is a sociopath.
Voice Refrence(s):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yPrTFQAZxA
https://youtu.be/Z15erfLqNKo?si=q41dVlGw7Jtj_h1J
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
"Kahl, why do you have to be a fucking contrarian all the time?!"
"It's not a death threat, I swear. I was just telling him I'll burn down his house if he pisses me off one more time."
Kenny Mccormick is one of the four main characters of both the show and it's novel adaptation, alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman. He genrally has horrible luck, as death falls upon him more often than most people. Since he is immortal, he is unable to stay dead, coming back to life somtime afterwards. Him family is heavily poverished, and he ends up struggling to live normally as a result. His fear of death depends on the day, where sometimes he's reckless about it and othertimes he's paranoid over it. Unlike the series, he speech isn't muffled by his jacket in the novelization, as that element would be confusing in writing form.
Voice Refence(s):
"That's the problem. I can't die."
"What the hell? Are you trying to get me killed again?"
"Anyone else here use the school computers to watch porn? Is it just me?"
Ike Broflovski is Kyle Broflovski's adoptive younger brother from Canada. Due to his head resembling a football, he is sometimes kicked like one. While he is a young child, he has been able to speak full sentances on occasions. While he is close with his older brother, he often shows disdain for being involved in Kyle's "Kick the Baby" game, and sometimes hates him for it.
Voice Refence(s):
"Don't Kick the baby. It hurts."
"I liek train."
"What does adopted mean?"
Wendy Testaburger is the on and off girlfriend of Stan. She belives her and him are the only sane people in the town, due to her experiences with the insanity around her. Unlike her boyfriend, she is more vocal about what she thinks is right, and will due anything in her power to change what she believes to be wrong. As such, she can often be seen as extremely self-rightous. She is also known to suffer jealousy issues when other girls get involved with Stan, sometimes resulting in drastic measures. Her stance on the situation depends heavily on the episode.
Voice Refrence(s):
"This town's insane! I'm sure the rest of Colorado watches the local news station as entertainment."
"I'll kick your sorry ass to next week!"
"As much as I like you Stan, your friends are pains to be around."
Jerome "Chef" McElroy was the former cook at South Park Elementery(Died March 22, 2006). During his time alive, he served as a kind of father figure to the main four boys, espcially considering Cartman never had a father in his life. A formerly aspiring musican, he enjoyed singing and "making sweet love", and will make refrences to sex whenenver he had the chance. In face, a lot of his songs were about sex.
Voice Refence(s):
"Hello, children. How've you been?"
"Football is like making sweet love, except sweatier and with dozens or hundreds watching."
"You know, I'd never lie to anyone about my sex life. It just isn't right."
Veronica Crabtree was formerly the bus driver for South Park elementary(Died December 8, 2004). During her time alive, she was highly aggresive for unspecified reasons, and would treaten the death of animals to keep the children in line. She was prone to yelling, and most likely had random rabbits living in the bus for some reason.
Voice Refence(s):
https://youtu.be/z_SFFOYDsZs?si=sFHTHwVf8VtTXclJ
https://youtu.be/yH2jYgycGPg?si=YIN9yHNwLZI13o0v
"SIT THE FUCK DOWN!"
"Boy or girl, NONE OF THE BUSES HAVE THE CAPACITY FOR YOU, sorry. You’re going to have to walk to school."
"I swear to God, the bunny will die if any of you sit up."
Herbert Garrison is the on and off teacher for the main four in South Park Elementery School, along with his "partner", his sock puppet, which he dubbed "Mr.Hat". As they are both the same person, both will feature the same VA. The middle aged man is extremely unstable, prone to bursting into rants and acting disagreebale in general. He has also shown to be horribly bigoted towards the things he is, such as his temporary homophobia. His "partner" is the repressed parts of his personality, and is highly offesnive with seuxal tendacies and minor sociopathic behavior. They have both been arrested more than once.
Voice Refence(s):
Herbert Garrison: "Godfucking dammit, Mr.Hat. Stop shoving the drumstick up my penis." Mr.Hat: "We must fufil sexual pleasure though."
Herbert Garrison: "They all think I'm insane. Isn't that crazy?" Mr.Hat: "I'm not real, you dumbass."
Philip "Pip" Pirrip was formerly a classmate of the main four, who moved to the town from Colorado from the U.K. at a young age(Died April 21, 2010). During his life, he was generally an outcast, ostracizsed by his peers due to his Brtish accent and mannerisms. While he was usually polite to the people around him, he harbored a disliking for them. He especially hated being mistaken for Frence, a face he never bothered hiding.
Voice Refrence(s):
"Hello, my name's Phillip but everyone calls me Pip because they hate me."
"AAAAGH, I cracked me noggin!"
"I'm not French, you dumb blokes."
Liane Cartman is the single mother of Eric Cartman, her pregnancy stemming from the time she had mass amounts of sex at a party. Often just straight neglectful, she rarely does anything to counteract her son's borderline sociopathic behaivor. The moments she does try to deal with his BS are very few and far between in general, and mostly in later seasons. She is also prominscous to an exaggerated degree, somehow having not contracted an STD.
https://youtu.be/35DtRuQx9hM?si=AaECcS6vK8y-Liy7
https://youtu.be/TqKp7cMShV4?si=pe2ayLdJETTr85x8
"You know, I have actually know idea who impregnated me that night. It was all a blur of sex."
"Eric, why are you bringing several body bags into the house?"
"No, my sweetheart isn't a sociopathic criminal. What the fuck are you talking about?"
Mayor McDaniels is mayor of the titular town as of now. Her intelligence frquently flutcuates, meaning her moments of competence and imcompetence are varied. A tell tale sign that her brain cells are off is when she randomly forgets certain terms, which is not a sign of a stroke.
Voice Refrence(s):
https://youtu.be/TpCpK9u3ES8?si=yGKVxvbufMKuBVoM
https://youtu.be/WWbdxrEnk5w?si=9xyrNqJLFUP6Vgj0
"Crap, I forgot what it's called when people observe the inside of Earth."
"A theatre play isn't children beating each other to death."
"What? Just because I called you all retards doesn't make me a...what's it called...oh yeah, I'm not a hypocrite!"
Clyde Donovan is one of the classmates of the main four. One of the less intelligent kids in the class, he is prone to asking questions and getting answers wrong often. He is generally more sensitive, as his emotions are more prominent than most of his peers. He flirts, yet has no bitches.
Voice Refence(s):
"What are we doing again? Sorry, I was a couple minutes late."
"I hate being called the second fattest kid in the school. Most of us weigh the same, so it doesn't make sense."
"Happy Mother's day. I won't be making the same mistake again."
Officer Barbrady was the former main police officer for the titular town. He is extremely unitelligent, having been temporarily illiterate until May 27, 1998. He had only remained hired to keep the town from falling into an anarchy without a police force, though Officer Yates replaced him following his debut in Ocotober 29, 2003.
Voice Refrence(s):
"I dunno. Do you expect me to remember everywhere people go?"
"What I read was an ungodly shitshow. I'm not reading agan."
"What do you mean I'm fired for accidentally shooting that kid?"
Jimbo Kern is Stan Marsh's white trash cousin, who's main hobbies are drinking and hunting. He is violently Republican, and dismisses Democractic beliefs often. He tends to stick to vodka, often ending up incredibly hammered as a result. Him and Stan have a strained relationship, due to their clashing beliefs.
Voice Refrence(s):
"Stan you fucking pussy. Back in mah times, ah used to drink hard alcohol with the family. That was the 50s for ya."
"You see, I hate Democractic laws. That was not a joke."
"What ya mean ahm too drunk...it's only a whole bottle of vodka."
Ned Gerblansky was Jimbo Kern's war buddy from the Vietnam war, and is the more quiet of the two. Unlike his war, he doesn't drink alcohol at all. After developing throat cancer from his smoking habits, he is only able to speak through artifical means. Though occisaionally quesitoning Jimbo, he stil goes through with the plans between the two.
Voice Refrence(s):
"You're too drunk. Please stop."
"You know, this kind of feels like a crime."
"Please don't remind me of the cancer diagnosis."
Randy Marsh is the father of Stan Marsh. A foil to his wife, Sharon, Randy is the more emotionally stable one of the two.However, he is not the mentally stable one of the two, Falling into phases of alcoholism and conpiracy theories, his stability can range from sane for the titular town's standards to borderline delusional. He is most well known for inflating his balls, his act as Lorde, and others.
Voice Refence(s):
"Sharon, please calm down."
"My balls are huge and I have testicular cancer."
"You see it's a volcanic erection-I mean volcanic eruption. Volcanios can't get erections."
Bill Allen & Fosse Mack are best described as "Bevis and Butthead if they were constantly high". They share 10 braincells amongst each other, and enjot relating things to homosexuality. They may or may not be boyfriends, as they are almost never without each other. Since they have practically the same personality, and share a VA in the original series, both will feature the same VA.
Voice Refence(s):
Bill: "Are you having the gay thoughts again?" Fosee: "Yes. The gay pride concert is in my mind."
Fosee: "Wow, I think we lost some braincells." Bill: "What?"
Jesus is a Bibilcal figure, son of God. He has lived to see most historical events, such as wars, famines,genocides,breakthroughs,etc. He formerly hosted a talk show, in which he spoke to people via telephone and helped them with their issues. He is not a therapist, and will often avoid questions that go against his belief. He formerly clashed with Santa, but the two can be seen as friends in modern time.
Voice Refrence(s):
"I can't answer that. My stance on religion would be blatently biased."
"I have seen the sins of humanity. Almost anyone can be redeemed."
"Hide from humanity? That's the most cowardly thing I've heard in a while."
"Big Gay" Al is the former owner of the "Big Animal Sactuary" and has formrly lead a boy scout group in the titular town before being kicked off for homosexuality. His flamboyant, often sterytypical behavior stems from his lack of communication with humanity for a decade, during the period of time where he owned an animal sancturary. Previously driven out of his hometown and almost given the death penalty, he no longer faces the issues presented by 80s homophobia. He also sometimes will ramble for no discernable reason.
Voice Refence(s):
"Please don't give me the death penalty. All I did was kiss a guy."
"Stan, you make me miss talking to people. I realize now that I can't remain alone like this forever."
"Y'ello? What do you mean I act like every gay steryotype known to man? I didn't know gay movies existed."
Bebe Stevens is a classmate of the main four, and a on and off close friend to Wendy. She is a subversion of the "dumb blonde" trope, and openly prefers not to be seen by her appeance alone. Her relationship with Wendy depends on the episode, as sometimes they are close and other times she can be seen as an oblivious slut by her friend. Despite everything, the two keep close contact with one another, and in a streak of hypcrisy, sometimes chastise their female peers for their apperances.
Voice Refence(s):
"I don't want these tits. They're too large."
"Woah, that bitch looks like a whore."
"Your ass in mine, Kyle."
Terrence Mephesto, also referred to by "The American Terrence", is a major one shot character and former classmate of the main four(Died Feburary 18,1998). During his only appearance in the novelization series, he and Kyle get into a conflict due to the former's belief that the latter was secrectly a narcisist. While he was still alive, Bill and Fosse were only friends with him due to his father's status as a genetic engineer. As of now, the identity of his mother is unknown.
Voice Refence(s):
"Father, don't you think it's more than a coicedence the many-assed animals don't live long?"
"Shut up you fucking narcisist."
Shelly Marsh is the older sister of Stan Marsh. In her debut appearance, she was original shown to have horrible temper problems, and would take out her frusterations by abusing her younger sibling. However, after an incident left the boy hospitalized, she was tooken to a therapist in Denver. Afterwards, her violent tendacies became a much rarer situation, and heavily toned down. She hadn't became a nice person, but rather a non-abusive one.
Voice Refence(s):
"I will fucking kill you, Stan! No one else is allowed to do so."
"Why should I care if he's in the hospital?"
"What the fuck?! I don't believe in murder anymore, asshole."
Alphonse Mephesto is the titular town's genetic engineer. He is most known for his creation of multi-assed animals, as well as his ability to make DNA tests. Generally encentric, he doesn't realize his mistakes unless it threatens the town. Even then, he'll often make that mistake several times in a row. The only reason he isn't replaced is that most of the town isn't competent enough to recreate his work.
Voice Refrence(s):
"I realized that playing God simply never works. Now I must inject cocain into these pigeons."
"The multi-ass animals will remove constipation from our country."
"My next big experiment is recreating my son. I haven't seen him since '98."
Sharon Marsh is the mother of Stan Marsh. A foil to her husband, she is the emotionally unstable one of the marriage and tends to overreact quite often. Combined with her mental stability, she often ends up chiding Randy for his various acts. Despite having temporarily divroced twice, the two were never truly meant to stay divorced permenately.
Voice Refrence(s):
https://youtu.be/xmQHXvUhauE?si=kaSVUILcKJ45XIgB
https://youtu.be/XwTplsSvRuI?si=ryRRNlOzaLYA8238
"Randy, stop putting your dick in the microwave!"
"Oh God, Stan's on drugs. I'm a horrible mother!"
I got the test results back Randy. You have testicular cancer."
Jared McDonald is a therapist from Denver, and a unique character to the novelization series. His first apperance is in the 1.5 miniepisode, in which he is the therapist of Shelly Marsh. One of the more grounded characters, he is quick to try to understand and emphasize with his patents. He formerly had a wife named Sofia McDonald(Died September 17, 1997).
I don't have any specific audio clips for the character, due to being unique to the novelization. While I imagine his voice to be seem somewhat deep, never raising beyond a tranquil tone, he is up for interpretation.
"Maybe we could figure out a way to divert the frusteration from violence. Do you have any particular interests?"
"If she were still alive, my wife would've loved to see the fireworks."
"I'm sorry, but I'm completely full on therapy slots for the next 3 months. You could try making an appointment for then, though."
Marvin Marsh is the formerly suicidal grandfather of Stan Marsh. Having lived since the 1890s, he suffers from a form of dementia and questions why he is still alive despite everuthing. Previously wanting to end his life due to the sheer longevity of it, he believes his survival to be a curse. While previously only being present with the Marsh family for familial events, he resided in the home after becoming unable to live alone.
Voice Refrence(s):
"It's New Year 2000?! I shouldn't have lived to see this day."
"Sometimes I wonder if God has forgotten about me, and that is why I'm still alive."
"It hasn't been the same since the dementia diagnosis."
Sheila Broflovski is the mother of Kyle Broflovski, with very extreme opinion on censorship in television. She take a disliking in the Canadian tv show Terrence and Philip, and once started a war with Canada as a result. She is like a Karen that is much more violent/willing to kill for her goals. However, since the Canada war she hasn't attempted another act of violence towards the show, at least as of now. In her first apperance in the novelization, she racks up a kill count of at least 30 people, along with the others present in the protest.
Voice Refrence(s):
"Kyle, it was just a sacrifice I needed to make for justice. The deaths weren't in vain."
"I just bought the nukes. We must now bomb Canada."
"What do you mean that's a crime? It's for a good cause."
Terrence Stoot and Philip Argyle are Canadian comedians, who star in an improv show known as Terrence and Philip. the show features no script, and thus has the duo making random humor and occasionally shitting themselves. Phillip is unlucky with family members, as during the runtime of the show his family ends up somehow dying of diesease. His wife died of cancer, and his sister died of herpes. As such, the blonde likes to vent his issues on the show, which adds to the randomness of it all. The show has been cancelled more than once, due to several controversies and a war. Due to being realitvely identical characters, the two will feature the same VA.
Voice Refrence(s):
Philip: "I miss my wife, Terrence." Terrence: "I miss her too. Fuck cancer."
Terrence: "I just shit myself." Philip: "That's awful. My sister died of herpes yesterday."
Butters Stotch is a classmate of the main 4, and former 4th member alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Brofovski, and Eric Cartman during Kenny's temporary death. He is naive, and one of the few morally innocent people in the titular town. Despite this, he is treated like shit by a majority of the people, wether it be his "friends", his family, or even just random people. Alongside Kenny and Pip, he is consdiered to be one of the show's major punching bag. Despite that, he keeps his optimissim close to him, and almost never holds grudges against others. He is notable for his many personas, including Professor Chaos and Marjorine.
Voice Refrence(s):
"Oh hamburgers. Sorry fellas, I was grounded for breathing the wrong way."
"Pip, what do you have against Stan and his friends? They've been nice to me since they invited me into the friend group."
"Oh, uh, was I not supposed to speak?"
Gerald Broflovski is the father of Kyle Broflovsi. While slightly less unstable than his wife, he is not above assiting her with her acts of violent censorship. He himself also gotten into morally questionable acts individually, specifically during his time as Skankhunt42. Other than that, he is generally less outspoken than his wife as well.
Voice Refrence(s):
"You know, I'm starting to think that we're taking it too far."
"I've been watching pornos for an hour, yet I am unable to give myself an erection."
"Oh shit, we frogot to read the part where everything is less bleak."
Carol Mccormick is the mother of Kenny Mccormick. An alcoholic, her and her husband's drinking abuse contributes to the poverty her family faces. Formerly part of a cult, she accidentally cursed her son with immortality. Her and her husband are constantly on the verge of a divorce, bickering and getting into frequent heated arguments. The only thing keeping them from a divorce is the fact that they can't afford it.
Voice Refrence(s):
https://youtu.be/gQmrKLhuUik?si=vWCGjRc3ucOS4WMq
https://youtu.be/VEFvTi6vCFQ?si=jCbz8lOj6xxkTcI7
"Ahm kind of busy right now with preparing Kenny's funeral."
"Mah son ain't a bastard, you bastard!"
"This is bullshit. We ran out of alcohol again."
