Deadline Closed
And with that, the deadline for "Smackamaisy" is now closed. I will now go over each submission and see who will get cast and who won't. Thanks to everyone who auditioned.
Hey, everyone, and welcome to another casting call! The unpaid, sort-of-long-term project that I’m doing will be surprising to everyone, especially to those who are familiar with a certain animated project that came out a month ago. What I’m doing is a storyboard parody of the recently-released Lackadaisy pilot, which has garnered 7.9 million views since its March 29th release on YouTube. Honestly, there’s not much I can say about the pilot that hasn’t already been said. All I can say is that the Lackadaisy pilot is a fantastic piece of animation, and it's very well made. I really love the way it is written. It really feels touching. The way you see characters doing bad things and still love them, without feeling like you have to ignore their bad doings. It's heartbreaking, haunting and beautiful.
And now, a month later, I've been watching the pilot so many times that I couldn’t even count. It inspired me so much that I decided to poke fun at the beloved pilot. And thus, “Smackamaisy” was born. The script was finished exactly a month after the pilot’s success, and the premise is similar to the original, except that it swaps the weapons for custard pies and raspberry jam, has historical anachronisms, features exaggerated spoofs of the central characters, and has references to other indie animation projects such as Murder Drones.
Sounds like fun, right? Well, I certainly think so. I’m looking forward to getting the short film finished and released hopefully on YouTube in November. Now, with all that said, here are a few rules to keep you in mind:
- Be sure to have a good quality microphone. Make sure that there is NO background noise when you record your lines.
- When you get cast for a certain character, the script will be delivered to you right after so that I can have you look over the script itself. Then, I will give you instructions on what to do next with the character you’re voicing as well as a deadline.
- Always have a Discord ID with you, that way we can keep in contact with each other.
- Be sure to take your time with the lines you're recording. Feel free to take a break, take deep breaths, and drink some water. You don't have to rush anything.
- Always be kind and respectful to each other.
- Just be yourself and have fun with these characters. We’re allowed to have a good time.
The deadline for “Smackamaisy” will be on May 31st, 2023. After the deadline closes at 12:00 a.m., I will go ahead and choose which ones will be cast so that we can all go to work. I’m looking forward to working with you all and let’s hope for a fun, exciting spoof. Take care and stay safe!
And with that, the deadline for "Smackamaisy" is now closed. I will now go over each submission and see who will get cast and who won't. Thanks to everyone who auditioned.
A parody of Rocky Rickaby, he is a jack rabbit banjo player who is anxious to run the Smackamaisy speakeasy. Sprocket has a medium-high pitch and his voice is reminiscent of Michael Kovach's Rocky from the Lackadaisy pilot.
(inhales; exhales) "From above, higher than the spires, higher even than the office towers, from oozy fields abandoned to gray beds of dead grass, black sumac, withered weed-stalks, mud and thickets cluttered--" (brief pause) Wait, that can't be the right poem for this. I can't even rhyme, for crying out loud.
Step right up an' get your tickets now 'cause it's gonna be a fun day at the carny!
We risked our tails off for this?!
A parody of Ivy Pepper, she is a hyperactive field mouse bartender who is trying to save up some money so that she can study to become an actress. Iris has a medium-high pitch and her voice is reminiscent of Lisa Reimold's Ivy from the Lackadaisy pilot.
(reading) "And I promise you I'll never desert you again because after 'Salome', we'll make another picture and another picture. You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, and the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!" (normal voice) OK, hang on. Here we go. (clears throat) "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
(laughs; snorts) You said "chore".
(chuckles) Later, gator! (to WHISKERS) C'mon, let's get outta here.
A parody of Calvin "Freckle" McMurray, he is a nervous but crazed dog who is prone to sudden outbursts of rage, especially when a baked good is in his hands. He also has an appetite for various chocolate bars and pastries. Louis has a medium-high pitch and his voice is reminiscent of Belsheber Rusape's Freckle from the Lackadaisy pilot.
Yeah, you do that. At least what you two are doing is much better than being a janitor. (to IRIS) You trying to be an actress... (to SPROCKET) ...and you wanting to be the owner of the speakeasy.
Um, Ditzy? What's all this?
Uh...we could open up a bakery and sell them in the speakeasy?
A parody of Mitzi May, she is the owner of the Smackamaisy speakeasy who craves chocolate chip cookies and a cup of coffee filled with sugar packets and flavored creamer; her favorite is hazelnut. Ditzy has a medium-high pitch and her voice is reminiscent of Ashe Wagner's Mitzi from the Lackadaisy pilot.
Would you be so kind to bake us some cookies, please? Oh! And bring us coffee, too.
Oh, you have no idea. I've been on the phone with those goons all day, and they're makin' me sick.
Glad you asked, honey. We're gonna... (brief pause) Um... (pause) ...I don't know exactly what we're gonna do with 'em.
A parody of Mordecai Heller, who is a not-very-bright hitman with a New Jersey accent and the leader of the Marmalade gang. He has a medium-high pitch.
Wait! Please! I'm afraid of heights!
(thinking) I'm about three seconds away from tossing them into the Hazbin Hotel and leaving!
Oh, you want me and the McCoys to expose Miss Day for sugar-smuggling and take down the Smackamaisy? (brief pause; sighs) Well, it's a risk we're gonna take, but we won't let you down again.
A parody of Nicodeme Savoy, he is a childlike bank robber who constantly bicker and argue with his equally childish sister. He has a medium-high pitch.
Wha? Hey! Get back here! (growls angrily) Look what you did, Serenity! You let them get away!
We're just stopping by to pick up our briefcase.
You're not goin' anywhere, vermin!
A parody of Serafine Savoy, she is also a childlike bank robber. Like Nicolai, she constantly bickers and argues with her equally childish brother, but she's even more childish than the aforementioned Nicolai. She has a medium-high pitch.
I let them get away?! You started this argument!
(sing-song) Ah-ah-ah! I wouldn't be leavin' if I was you.
(excited) Ooh! Ooh! I want the briefcase!
A parody of the character Uzi from the animated series Murder Drones, she is an angsty teen who serves as Ditzy’s Baker Drone at the Smackamaisy speakeasy. Glitz has a medium-high pitch and her voice is reminiscent of Elsie Lovelock's Uzi from Murder Drones.
(frustrated sigh) Fine. Whatever.
(unenthusiastic) Dessert is served, or whatever.
(growls angrily) Bite me!
A parody of Mickey Mouse and Vito Corleone from The Godfather, he is the founder of the Marmalade gang. The Mousefather has medium-high pitch and his dialogue is full of constant falsetto-esque croaking.
(falsetto-esque croaking)
David is a bartender at the Smackamaisy speakeasy.
Rough night, Miss D?
Hey, Glitz. Nice skirt. (chuckles)
I know that feeling.