Simpsons Hit & Run Mod: "Chalmers Adventure"
Project Overview
Overview:
The Simpsons Hit & Run Mod: "Chalmers Adventure", is a modification for the game: The Simpsons Hit & Run, which was made in 2003. The main playable character is Gary (Superintendent) Chalmers.
Story:
The mod is heavily influenced by the Simpsons episode: "Lisa's Date with Density", where Chalmers goes and purchases a 1979 Honda Accord, when moment's later, someone tears off the car's symbol. The main goal of this is to get back that which has been stolen. After questioning the witnesses it leads you to the bullies which then, after a long derby match, you go back to the school to lock pick all the lockers inside the school to finally get it back.
After that, he starts fixing the elementary school. (Signing up various teachers, upgrading the school lockers since he along with Skinner broke the old ones, sign paperwork, and other stuff).
Note: This not yet final, and things are subject to change. The name of the mod is very likely to change aswell.
Features:
- 12 new missions
- Fully retextured map with new gags
- Play as Gary Chalmers
- One of the very few mods that doesn't focus fully on the simpson's themselves.
- More references from the show
- New vehicles Such as: (Chalmer's 1979 Honda Accord & Skinner's Volvo), Aswell as 3 new costumes for Chalmers.
Common Questions:
"What's the deadline for (enter character name here)?"
The main cast which is (Chalmers and Skinner) get over 3-4 weeks, depending on their auditioning activity.
The Supporting cast which are marked ("Supporting" in the description) get 1-2 weeks.
The Minor casts which are marked ("Minor" in the description) get anywhere from 3 days to 5 days. Some characters barely scrape by with few lines so if the person does a great job with their audition, they won't need to record any new lines at all. That is mentioned in the line amount.
"How long will the mod be?"
To finish everything it should take anywhere from 45minutes-1.5 hours. Heavily depends if the player has played the original game or not.
"Is this mod only made because of the steamed hams meme?"
Actually, no. I had this as an idea since 2016. Chalmers is one of my favourite characters in The Simpsons. Only got around it few years later, while i'm waiting for some voice actors to finish up their lines for my other project, i decided to publish this casting call.
"Didn't you already make something like this two years ago?"
No, you are thinking of a diffrent mod entirely. That mod has been somewhat converted into this one.
"Is there a age requirement?"
No,however CCC requires you to be atleast 13+ to use the website.
"The characters we can choose to voice are a tad bit odd asides from Willie,Agnes,Chalmers..."
That's because not every character have an indepth conversation, as some have enough lines from the show to use. It also saves some time for me.
"Any specifications on mic quality,background noise?"
Most important detail is the impression. Background noise,hissing could potentially ruin your audition. If there's little of it and it's hard to hear then that's absolutely fine.
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Chalmers is the main character of the mod.
Personality:
Chalmers is a temperamental and whimsical man unfortunately vested with authority. His mood abruptly swings, and he seemingly-arbitrarily plays favorites: while constantly having little to no tolerance for Principal Skinner's well-intentioned mistakes, he shows apathy and dismissiveness of Ned Flanders' absolute non-disciplinarianism during his brief tenure as principal. It appears his only reason for constant hostility towards Principal Skinner is that Skinner "really bugs him". Whenever he visits Springfield Elementary, some sort of disaster strikes. He produces extreme anxiety in Principal Skinner, who offers increasingly improbable stories to explain what is happening. Chalmers is known for throwing the doors to the rooms open and bellowing "SKINNERRRRR!!!" or "SEYMOUR!!!", to which Seymour stammers, "S-Superintendent Chalmers!" His catchphrase has caused some paranoia in Skinner.
Line amount 150~
Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner!!
Principal Skinner: (gasps) Uh, Superintendent Chalmers! What's wrong?
Superintendent Chalmers: Nothing, I just bought myself a car.
Principal Skinner: Oh. Oh good. This'll sound crazy, but at first I, I thought I'd enraged you again.
Superintendent Chalmers: SKINNER!!
Principal Skinner: What? What!?
Superintendent Chalmers: Ah, you're getting paranoid.Superintendent Chalmers: My H has been stolen! Awww, that's how people know it's a Honda. What's the point of having a Honda if you can't show it off?
Superintendent Chalmers: Seymour, those string beans were cooked to perfection. After 20 years, I am finally starting to like you.Principal Skinner: Just wait for dessert, sir. I made it with you in mind.Superintendent Chalmers: Outstanding. I'll just shut my eyes and let you place it before me.(Selma's erotic cake accidentally flies in through the window and lands on the table in front of Chalmers and Skinner and the two recoil in horror when they see it.)Agnes: (from upstairs) Seymour! What's going on? I'm coming down there!Superintendent Chalmers: Quick! We'll have to eat from each end. We'll know we're safe when our lips meet in the middle.
Principal Skinner serves a very important role in the game. He has his own bonus mission aswell as he is mentioned and seen in most of the mods missions.
Personality:
Seymour Skinner has shown to be a stern and strict principal of Springfield Elementary; at times though he has been clueless and incompetent and overpowered by truant students, apathetic and underpaid teachers and what has been officially classified as "the worst school in the state". Although presenting himself with the self-assured image of an authoritative disciplinarian, Skinner has shown to be a nervous, fidgety man despite his age and position of power he is always milquetoast around his dominating mother and bad-tempered superintendent. It is heavily implied that Skinner's tightfisted, militaristic view of how Springfield Elementary should be run is because of his time in the military as a drill sergeant where his platoon were unruly and uncontrollable buffoons and his tendency to come down hard on truants.
In moments of extreme incense, Skinner displays uncharacteristic backbone, even towards Agnes and Chalmers.
Line amount: 85~
Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner!!
Principal Skinner: (gasps) Uh, Superintendent Chalmers! What's wrong?
Superintendent Chalmers: Nothing, I just bought myself a car.
Principal Skinner: Oh. Oh good. This'll sound crazy, but at first I, I thought I'd enraged you again.
Superintendent Chalmers: SKINNER!!
Principal Skinner: What? What!?
Superintendent Chalmers: Ah, you're getting paranoid.I've always admired car owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.
Superintendent Chalmers: Seymour, those string beans were cooked to perfection. After 20 years, I am finally starting to like you.Principal Skinner: Just wait for dessert, sir. I made it with you in mind.Superintendent Chalmers: Outstanding. I'll just shut my eyes and let you place it before me.(Selma's erotic cake accidentally flies in through the window and lands on the table in front of Chalmers and Skinner and the two recoil in horror when they see it.)Agnes: (from upstairs) Seymour! What's going on? I'm coming down there!Superintendent Chalmers: Quick! We'll have to eat from each end. We'll know we're safe when our lips meet in the middle.Agnes Skinner: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME, SEYMOUR?!
Seymour Skinner: No, mother.
Skinner: "You have reached the Skinner residence. Please leave a concise message at--"
Agnes: "Seymour, what are you doing?"
Skinner: ""Recording an outgoing answering machine message!"
Agnes: "Without my permission? You're grounded!"
Willie appears in a few missions, aswell as selling his tractor.
Information/Personality:
Willie is the groundskeeper at Springfield Elementary School and is a stereotypical angry Scotsman with a heavy Scottish accent.
Line amount ~ 25
Willie hears ya, Willie don't care.
Bonjour ya cheese-eating’ surrender monkey!
Eh, I got to sell my beloved tractor. Me father's been thrown in the clink for football hooliganism and I've nae money for his bail.
Lovejoy appears in one mission, aswell in his "Book Burning Mobile", During the mission Chalmers is looking someone who could teach "Religion" lessons. Lovejoy agrees if the "spawn of satan" (Bart) will be expelled from school aswell if he gets a sandwich and a tall glass of milk. The Vehicle can be "bought" from Gil.
Personality:
Lovejoy is depicted as the image of Christian tolerance and diligence within the town of Springfield. When he first became a reverend in the 1970's he was initially passionate and idealistic about helping people with their problems but as Springfield's citizens (namely Ned Flanders) began to pester him with trivial problems everyday, Lovejoy lost enthusiasm and eventually stopped caring altogether (although no one seemed to observe this matter).
Line amount 60 ~
Time to spread the word of God! (And make some money on the side!)
With that spawn of satan in your school, we have no agreement!
I could really go for a club sandwich right now.. With a tall glass of holy milk!
Agnes only appears in one mission, where Chalmer's has to compete against in a derby with various characters (such as Hugo Simpson,Edna,Willie and Agnes)
However, she always is inside Skinner's car. And she usually commentates on his actions.
Agnes Skinner, more commonly known as Mrs. Skinner, is the strict and bitter mother of Seymour Skinner. She is very harshly controlling of Seymour, and treats him like a mother would a small child, once grounding him because he did not say who was at the door after answering it. She hates Seymour's choice in women, especially Edna Krabappel. Agnes has married a total of four times, once with Skinner's father, Sheldon Skinner, and following Sheldon's death she then married three more times, each time to a tow truck driver. Several Springfield residents (including the Simpsons) are afraid of her. She is 90 years old.
Line amount 40~
Superintendent Chalmers: Seymour, those string beans were cooked to perfection. After 20 years, I am finally starting to like you.Principal Skinner: Just wait for dessert, sir. I made it with you in mind.Superintendent Chalmers: Outstanding. I'll just shut my eyes and let you place it before me.(Selma's erotic cake accidentally flies in through the window and lands on the table in front of Chalmers and Skinner and the two recoil in horror when they see it.)Agnes: (from upstairs) Seymour! What's going on? I'm coming down there!Superintendent Chalmers: Quick! We'll have to eat from each end. We'll know we're safe when our lips meet in the middle.
(when hitting a pedestrian): There's no shame in felling another human Seymour, so stop crying!
Seymour Skinner: Yes, Mother!Agnes Skinner: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME, SEYMOUR?!
Seymour Skinner: No, mother.
Skinner: "You have reached the Skinner residence. Please leave a concise message at--"
Agnes: "Seymour, what are you doing?"
Skinner: ""Recording an outgoing answering machine message!"
Agnes: "Without my permission? You're grounded!"
Hugo appears once in a derby show-off mission. Originally i meant to put Bart instead of him, however since i've changed bart to one of the race judges i had to pick someone else.
Hugo is a non-canon Simpsons family member who has appeared in "Treehouse Of Horror VII".
Line Amount: All the lines in the audition lines
I wont show any remorse to you.
Want some fish-heads?I've been denied a lot of times, but this time i won't be!
Huh?!
Stop this tomfoolery!You've been practicing.
It's been years since somebody has touched me.
Bart only is heard during the Mr.Plow commercial.
Bart is understood to be a huge troublemaker at his school, resulting in him often being enemies of the teachers, particularly Edna Krabappel, Principal Seymour Skinner, and Groundskeeper Willie. Despite this, while he does take joy in tormenting them, he does have some degree of respect for them, and would never deliberately intend to get them fired.
Line amount : All audition lines
*Say something you think would fit*
Marge: Our driveway's snowed in.
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Old Man Winter!
Grampa: That's right. I fill your driveways with ice and snow.
What are you gonna do about it?
Nothin'. That's what.
Homer: - Stop!
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Mr. Plow!
Homer: Get out, you lousy... season.
Grampa: All right. I'm going.
My head hurts.
I have to lie down for a while.
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Yayy!
Homer: Hello, I'm Mr. Plow.
Are you tired of having your hands
cut off by snowblowers...
and the inevitable heart attacks
that come with shoveling snow?
Lisa & Bart: Uh-huh.
Homer: - Then call Klondike 5-3226.
Homer: Call now and receive a free T-shirt.
Lisa: But I'm a real tightwad. Can I afford this remarkable system?
Homer: Absolutely. My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
Bart:You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
Homer: Shut up, boy. Argh!
Eddie very briefly appears only in one mission. He can be found roaming around the rich-part of the map.
Eddie is one of the two police officers who aid Chief Wiggum on almost every mission. Unlike Lou, he is rather unintelligent, but still not as dumb as Wiggum.
Line amount: All audition lines
Gotta run, I'm late for pilates.
Move along, i have no time for this!My name's Eddie. I'm a cop. My story checks out.
We'd have more fun if our motto were "To Protect and Swerve".
Desist!Some day, I hope to be promoted to Lou.
I'm using my right to remain silent.
Seize!
Stop!
Ned only makes a brief appearance in one mission when Lovejoy asks for a "tall glass of holy milk"
Ned is very honest and sincere in carrying out the Christian doctrines of charity, kindness and compassion to an extent unseen within the rest of the Springfield community. He is frequently shown doing volunteer work, and is rigorously honest and upright, even going so far as to spend an entire day tracking down a Leftorium customer in order to give him the extra change that he had forgotten to hand over.
Line amount: Audition lines are all the actual lines.
Howdy neighborinoeeno! What can i diddily ding dong do you for?
Of course! And tel-diddly-ell lovejoy that i can't get in contact with him! Probably changed his phone noodly-numberoo!
Now, wait a gosh-darn minute here!
Yikes! That was close!
Now that's just plain rude!
Kearney briefly appears in one mission where Chalmer's is trying to find his "H".
Kearney Zzyzwicz, Sr. (pronounced "jeez-wich") is one of the school bullies of Springfield Elementary, hanging around with Nelson Muntz, Dolph Starbeam, Jimbo Jones. He is of Polish descent and is a fifth grader.
Line amount: all the audition lines
Yeah we "borrowed" it, also tell your daughter to kiss me with a full tongue next time.
Now you'll feel the power of the 200 pound 5th grader!
Quit it, quit it, quit it!
Homer is only heard saying his commercial inside the Kwik-E-Mart.
Marge: Our driveway's snowed in.
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Old Man Winter!
Grampa: That's right. I fill your driveways with ice and snow.
What are you gonna do about it?
Nothin'. That's what.
Homer: - Stop!
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Mr. Plow!
Homer: Get out, you lousy... season.
Grampa: All right. I'm going.
My head hurts.
I have to lie down for a while.
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Yayy!
Homer: Hello, I'm Mr. Plow.
Are you tired of having your hands
cut off by snowblowers...
and the inevitable heart attacks
that come with shoveling snow?
Lisa & Bart: Uh-huh.
Homer: - Then call Klondike 5-3226.
Homer: Call now and receive a free T-shirt.
Lisa: But I'm a real tightwad. Can I afford this remarkable system?
Homer: Absolutely. My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
Bart:You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
Homer: Shut up, boy. Argh!
So, remember--
Call Mr. Plow,
That's my name,
That name again
Is Mr. Plow.
Marge can be heard only during the Mr.Plow commercial.
Marge: Our driveway's snowed in.
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Old Man Winter!
Grampa: That's right. I fill your driveways with ice and snow.
What are you gonna do about it?
Nothin'. That's what.
Homer: - Stop!
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Mr. Plow!
Homer: Get out, you lousy... season.
Grampa: All right. I'm going.
My head hurts.
I have to lie down for a while.
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Yayy!
Homer: Hello, I'm Mr. Plow.
Are you tired of having your hands
cut off by snowblowers...
and the inevitable heart attacks
that come with shoveling snow?
Lisa & Bart: Uh-huh.
Homer: - Then call Klondike 5-3226.
Homer: Call now and receive a free T-shirt.
Lisa: But I'm a real tightwad. Can I afford this remarkable system?
Homer: Absolutely. My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
Bart:You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
Homer: Shut up, boy. Argh!
Lisa can only be heard during the Mr.Plow commercial inside the Kwik-E-Mart.
Marge: Our driveway's snowed in.
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Old Man Winter!
Grampa: That's right. I fill your driveways with ice and snow.
What are you gonna do about it?
Nothin'. That's what.
Homer: - Stop!
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Mr. Plow!
Homer: Get out, you lousy... season.
Grampa: All right. I'm going.
My head hurts.
I have to lie down for a while.
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Yayy!
Homer: Hello, I'm Mr. Plow.
Are you tired of having your hands
cut off by snowblowers...
and the inevitable heart attacks
that come with shoveling snow?
Lisa & Bart: Uh-huh.
Homer: - Then call Klondike 5-3226.
Homer: Call now and receive a free T-shirt.
Lisa: But I'm a real tightwad. Can I afford this remarkable system?
Homer: Absolutely. My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
Bart:You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
Homer: Shut up, boy. Argh!
Grampa can only be heard during the Mr.Plow commercial, which plays inside the Kwik-E-Mart.
Marge: Our driveway's snowed in.
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Old Man Winter!
Grampa: That's right. I fill your driveways with ice and snow.
What are you gonna do about it?
Nothin'. That's what.
Homer: - Stop!
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Mr. Plow!
Homer: Get out, you lousy... season.
Grampa: All right. I'm going.
My head hurts.
I have to lie down for a while.
Bart,Lisa & Marge: Yayy!
Homer: Hello, I'm Mr. Plow.
Are you tired of having your hands
cut off by snowblowers...
and the inevitable heart attacks
that come with shoveling snow?
Lisa & Bart: Uh-huh.
Homer: - Then call Klondike 5-3226.
Homer: Call now and receive a free T-shirt.
Lisa: But I'm a real tightwad. Can I afford this remarkable system?
Homer: Absolutely. My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
Bart:You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
Homer: Shut up, boy. Argh!
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