Simpsons Hit & Run Mod: "Chalmers Adventure"
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Principal Skinner serves a very important role in the game. He has his own bonus mission aswell as he is mentioned and seen in most of the mods missions.
Personality:
Seymour Skinner has shown to be a stern and strict principal of Springfield Elementary; at times though he has been clueless and incompetent and overpowered by truant students, apathetic and underpaid teachers and what has been officially classified as "the worst school in the state". Although presenting himself with the self-assured image of an authoritative disciplinarian, Skinner has shown to be a nervous, fidgety man despite his age and position of power he is always milquetoast around his dominating mother and bad-tempered superintendent. It is heavily implied that Skinner's tightfisted, militaristic view of how Springfield Elementary should be run is because of his time in the military as a drill sergeant where his platoon were unruly and uncontrollable buffoons and his tendency to come down hard on truants.
In moments of extreme incense, Skinner displays uncharacteristic backbone, even towards Agnes and Chalmers.
Line amount: 85~
Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner!!
Principal Skinner: (gasps) Uh, Superintendent Chalmers! What's wrong?
Superintendent Chalmers: Nothing, I just bought myself a car.
Principal Skinner: Oh. Oh good. This'll sound crazy, but at first I, I thought I'd enraged you again.
Superintendent Chalmers: SKINNER!!
Principal Skinner: What? What!?
Superintendent Chalmers: Ah, you're getting paranoid.I've always admired car owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.
Superintendent Chalmers: Seymour, those string beans were cooked to perfection. After 20 years, I am finally starting to like you.Principal Skinner: Just wait for dessert, sir. I made it with you in mind.Superintendent Chalmers: Outstanding. I'll just shut my eyes and let you place it before me.(Selma's erotic cake accidentally flies in through the window and lands on the table in front of Chalmers and Skinner and the two recoil in horror when they see it.)Agnes: (from upstairs) Seymour! What's going on? I'm coming down there!Superintendent Chalmers: Quick! We'll have to eat from each end. We'll know we're safe when our lips meet in the middle.Agnes Skinner: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME, SEYMOUR?!
Seymour Skinner: No, mother.
Skinner: "You have reached the Skinner residence. Please leave a concise message at--"
Agnes: "Seymour, what are you doing?"
Skinner: ""Recording an outgoing answering machine message!"
Agnes: "Without my permission? You're grounded!"
