Sim Kim - North Korean Visual Novel
Project Overview
Play as Kim Jong-un and lead North Korea through a difficult period of time. Do not do Asian accents for this characters, I'm worried it'll come off sounding stupid.
Here's the full script for this game:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1B6yKi28OTp1dNrGVtFAlyAhW0ZmALPJdvYbvvzDmS80/edit?usp=sharing
Latest Build:
http://ballerindustries.itch.io/simkim
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One of the two girls KJU plays drinking games with on his day off.
[When playing a trivia related drinking game] How many times has North Korea won the world cup?
[When playing a trivia related drinking game] Awesome! Alright, how many rainbows appeared when Kim Jong Il was born?
Haha! Portable radios, the Americans only just got those a few years ago! Okay… I’m thinking of a percentage.
A computer programmer working at the department of hacking. He's a pretty straight character, trusts in KJU completely and is very earnest.
Me? I’ve never done anything to harm our great country, but… You’re feelings are never wrong. So… that means I must be the mole.
I’ve always had a passion for C++.
Yes, that was the day our great leader, your father died. I wasn’t able to smile.
Wilson Chen is a scientist who works at the secret weapons lab. He should have an accent kind of like Bill Gates.
[Wilson's strategy for dealing with an immeninent invasion] Pathetic! They aren’t ready to invade they’re just playing a game of brinksmanship. We should escalate the situation further by invading the south immediately.
[Wilson describing the progress of a rifle KJU suggested he design] The rifle… yeah… completely made of snow. It makes perfect sense, develop a rifle that is made of our most abundant natural resource. Unfortunately we are having problems with firing, stability, propulsion and summer storage.
We have developed a beam emitted weapon that causes severe confusion among those it has hit. Targets are unable to respond to command and behave erratic and unpredictably. It’s a wide area weapon and could easily hit an entire division. Unfortunately, if the beam hits a severely stupid person, they become massively intelligent, so intelligent that they become a dangerous person to have in an opposing army.
A fruit vender.
‘The Swimming Man’? Nobody has called me that for fifteen hours. Yes, I’m the swimming man. What I get you?
[After you ask him for a 'porous apple' What the hell is that? Aren’t all apples porous? Apples are just about the most porous fruits in the world.
[After Woosuk says 'that's more than I make in a month'] Yeah same… not this month though, thanks to an increase in porous apple sales.
Not much, just getting ready to pwn some noobs. Kekekeke. GL HF.
Hey Jong.
Yes, that was the day our great leader, your father died. I wasn’t able to smile.
Well the story checks out, it’s got to be the other guy.
Just purge both of them, problem solved, and we can go drink some beers.
This character is going to be based on Donald Trump or Barack Obama. Read it both ways please.
Oh great. Lunch is important. Anyway this is kind of awkward, but I’ve been getting reports that. you’re about to test a new missile.
[After you explain that your upcoming rocket launch is for a peaceful rocket] Oh wow.. Very cool. Nevermind then, have a good launch. Talk to you later.
[After you tell him that you think an oven in the white house has been left on] Oh no! Thanks for the tip, I’ll go turn it off right away. [To someone else, and lowers the volume of his voice] Better delay that other thing by half an hour.
KJU is the main character of this game, he has the most lines. You can try an Asian accent for him, but it's not necessary.
[Singing to himself while fishing.] Ohhhh… fresh fresh freshing on a fresh fresh morning. Come here freshies swim into my belly. [If you can come up with a better song please do.]
[Angrily reprimands someone after he is offered some food] Shut up you idiot! Your food is terrible. I’m not going to eat it.
[Kim Jong-Un has been stalking a snail. He gets distracted and then when he returns can't find it anymore] You win this time Mr. Snail, but I’ll be back
One of the two girls KJU plays drinking games with on his day off.
Then it should be an easy game! Okay Jinmi. What percentage of the US population, owns a portable radio.
[Explaining the rules for a different drinking game] Okay, let’s play a different game. I’m going to ask a question, and Jinmi is going to think of an answer. You have to guess what Jinmi thinks the answer is.
What!!! Damn it Jinmi, how could it be that low.
You are playing a snail that KJU thinks is talking to him. I'm expected some weird voices here.
Use the Laser [Incorrect pronounciation of 'octopus'] Octopress
Use the confusion beam.
Woosuk is Kim Jong-un's personal assistant.
Your roundness [This is how Woosuk refers to KJU]! You have to make a decision.
Sir! SIR! Stop looking at that snail and tell us what to do.
[After KJU decides to eat American food for lunch] Very good sir, as you always say “The best way to know you’re enemy is to eat his lunch!”
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