Oh great. Lunch is important. Anyway this is kind of awkward, but I’ve been getting reports that. you’re about to test a new missile.

[After you explain that your upcoming rocket launch is for a peaceful rocket] Oh wow.. Very cool. Nevermind then, have a good launch. Talk to you later.

[After you tell him that you think an oven in the white house has been left on] Oh no! Thanks for the tip, I’ll go turn it off right away. [To someone else, and lowers the volume of his voice] Better delay that other thing by half an hour.