‘The Swimming Man’? Nobody has called me that for fifteen hours. Yes, I’m the swimming man. What I get you?    

[After you ask him for a 'porous apple' What the hell is that? Aren’t all apples porous? Apples are just about the most porous fruits in the world.

[After Woosuk says 'that's more than I make in a month'] Yeah same… not this month though, thanks to an increase in porous apple sales.