Shrek

Shrek

Project Overview

After my recent poll, the public and I have decided that I will do Shrek after I finish my three current projects.

Please have a good, clear mic. We will not be casting people with poor audio quality. (We would like this project to sound as professional as possible).

Please edit your auditions. Remove background noise if needed. Use vocal effects if needed. Try to have your auditions nice and polished, so well be able to make our final decisions more easily.

Please have a Skype account, or create one if needed. We are a very social group, and prefer to have cast members who are engaged in script readings, group chats, ect. We are very welcoming, and have members from all age groups. We often give feedback to those who ask for it, and try to help every member improve their skills, and prepare for future projects.
Also, NO TROLL AUDITIONS!!! If you do submit a troll audition, I WILL delete it!* Furthermore, it shows me that you're either not dedicating yourself to the project, or you're basically arrogant jerks.

*However, if the troll audition is good and funny enough, I will NOT delete it.







Summary:
After his swamp is filled with magical creatures, an ogre agrees to rescue a princess for a villainous lord in order to get his land back.

(Taken from IMDb - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126029/)

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  • Casting is complete!

    Hey guys. Auditions are now over, and all the roles have been cast. Thank you to everyone who auditioned for this and be sure to look forward for the fandub next summer.


    Thank you, Lucas

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Extra: Wrestling Fan
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Irusu

She is seen as an audience member watching the tournament.

  • The chair! Give him the chair!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Three Little Pigs
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: deleted9386

The Three Little Pigs are one of the many fairy tales who has escaped to Shrek's swamp. They are three brothers who speak in German accents.

  • He can fly!

  • One Pig: Lord Farquaad! He huffed, und he puffed, und he -- signed an eviction notice.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Extra: Geppetto
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: deleted9386

He is Pinocchio's father and creator. He can be seen trying to sell Pinocchio to Lord Farquaad's army.

  • This little wooden puppet.

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Voice Actor
Monsieur Hood
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: seesquee

He swoops down and gets Fiona to a tree during the song called, "Hey, Princess." After the song, Robin then wield his dagger and was about to kill Shrek when Fiona kicks him in the head.

  • Be still Mon Cheri for I am your savior and I am rescuing you from this green (kisses her arm) ...beast!!

  • Ah, of course. How rude-a-la-la. Please let me introduce myself. (calls) Oh Merry Men! (small laughter)

  • (Sing "Merry Men")

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Lord Farquaad
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Algid Productions LLC

He is the main antagonist of the film and the ruler of Duloc.

  • Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect King! Captain, assemble your finest men, we're going to have a tournament!

  • Very well ogre, the deed to your swamp. Cleared out as agreed. Take it and go, before I change my mind. Forgive me, Princess, for startling you. But you startled me for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. I am Lord Farquaad.

  • All this hocus pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding and that makes me king! (indicating his crowned head) See! See!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Clockwork Chorus
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: KingSpirals

They are the singing puppets located in Duloc. When Shrek enters Duloc for the first time, the dolls welcome him by singing a song after Donkey pulls the lever to try it out.

Chorus will be voiced by
BTVA: Sprinklejinx, starmartin, NatilaRuna
CCC: Roxrezi

  • (Sing "Welcome to Duloc")

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Duloc Mascot
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

He was at the gates of the town and was scared of Shrek and tried to get escaped. He also seems to be the only one to be not at the fight. He wear a giant paper mache version of Lord Farquaad's head as part of his costume.

He will be voiced by Elizbetto Tetu from BTVA.

  • Ahhhhhhh!

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Voice Actor
Gingerbread Man
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

I will be voicing him. Sorry.

  • *Say something you think would fit*

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Magic Mirror
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

I will be voicing him. Sorry.

  • *Say something you think would fit*

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Extra: Big Bad Wolf
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

I will be voicing him. Sorry.

  • *Say something you think would fit*

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Extras: Merry Men
open
Unpaid

They are called by Monsieur Hood as they sing about him before they get beat up by Fiona.

NOTE: I will be one of them, but the other four are open. Also, anyone who auditioned for Monsieur Hood will also be applicable for these parts.

  • (Sing "Merry Men")

  • One Merry Man: Oh you little...

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Extras: Ogre Hunters
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: audiojackal

They are seen at the very beginning of the movie. They try to hunt Shrek, but are eventually scared as they run away from him.

They will be voiced by these people:
Derek Aldrich (Facebook)
Wolflucario

  • Hunter 1: (sotto; intense) All right Let's get it!

  • Hunter 3: (forboding) Yeah. It'll grind your bones for it's bread.

  • Hunter 2: Back! Back beast! Back! I warn you. (his torch is snuffed by Shrek) Right.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dwarf
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

One of seven dwaves whom, like the rest, escape from Farquaad. He and the others end up Snow White's corpse on Shrek's table.

He will be voiced by J.Knowles from BTVA.

  • Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Princess Fiona
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: jazziedusoleil

She is the tritagonist of the movie. Lord Farquaad banished all the fairy tale people from the kingdom which forces them to Shrek's swamp. Shrek was upset about it and went to Farquaad to get his swamp back. Farquaad orders a mission for Shrek to retrieve Fiona, so she can be his bride.

  • You did it! You rescued me! You're amazing, you're, you're wonderful, you're... a little unorthodox I'll admit, but - (regains her composure) Thy deed is great and thine heart is pure (curtsies) I am eternally in your debt.

  • (trying to be regal; gain composure) Oh... (nervous laugh) Well when one lives alone has to learn these things in case there's ... (surprised) ...there's an arrow in your butt!

  • In Ogress form: (dryly; to Donkey) It's a spell. When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Every night I become this... this horrible, ugly beast! That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees me...like this.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Captain of the Guards
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

The leader of Farquaad's guards

He will be voiced by Aaronchapman from BTVA.

  • Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away!

  • By the order of Lord Farquaad, (becoming nervous) I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility...

  • My Lord, we found it.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Extra: Three Blind Mice
open
Unpaid

They are identical white mice brothers that are blind and can't see anything throughout the entire course of the film. They are banished into his swamp by Lord Farquaad. Shrek notices the Three Blind Mice first, walking over the table.

Voiced by these people:
Derek Aldrich (Facebook)
TheBigW94 (BTVA)

  • Mouse 1: Well gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have?

  • Mouse 2: Well, it's not home but it'll do just fine.

  • Mouse 3: I've found some cheese! Blech! Awful stuff!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Pinocchio
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

He is one of Shrek's best friends and is a wooden puppet.

He will be voiced by AustinWayne from BTVA.

  • I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy!

  • Well gosh, no one invited us.

  • We were forced to come here.

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Voice Actor
Thelonious
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

He is the (former) secondary antagonist of the movie and is Farquaad's henchman.

He will be voiced by adamleard from BTVA.

  • Three. Pick three my lord.

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Voice Actor
Extra: Old Woman
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Phoenix_Emrys

She thinks her Donkey talks, while trying to sell him.

  • Well, I've got a talking donkey.

  • (a bit nervous) Oh..ahh...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt! Talk!

  • No! He talks. He does. (pretending it's the Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk! I'm the talkiest thing you ever saw!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Shrek
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: zeusrw

The titular protagonist in the movie. Shrek lives in a swamp in the middle of the forest by himself. At first, he appears to like being by himself and enjoys scaring people, but not hurting them. Even though his background is unknown, it is assumed that most ogres hurt people, but Shrek isn't violent.

  • (As a narrator reading the book) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible, fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the Dragon's Keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss. (beat; sarcastic) Yeah -- Like that's ever gonna happen!

  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!!!

  • (sighs) Okay, fine. Attention all ... fairytale things! Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now, and get you off my land and back where you came from!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Peter Pan
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

He is seen waiting in line to sell Tinkerbell.

He will be voiced by Elizbetto Tetu from BTVA.

  • He can fly!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Donkey
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

He is Shrek's best friend and sidekick.

Voiced by TrisNGar
Understudy: Seesquee

  • Ah, this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping manly stories -- and in the morning, I'm making waffles.

  • I know you probably hear this all the time from your food -- but you must bleach or something 'cause that is one dazzling smile you've got there. And do I detect a hint of minty freshness? (warming up to it) And you know what else, you know what else...you're -- a girl dragon! Oh, suuure -- I mean, of course you're a girl dragon! Cause you're reeking of feminine beauty.

  • (Sing his part of "I'm a Believer")

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Extra: Baby Bear
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: angelofdarkness101

A fairy tale creature who escaped from Farquaad.

  • (sobbing) This cage is too small!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Extra: Bishop
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

He is in charge of the wedding for Fiona and Farquaad.

He will be voiced by The Gotham Lounger from BTVA.

  • People of Duloc, we gather here today to bear witness to the union of our new King and Queen.

  • ...and by the power vested in me, i now pronounce you husband, wife, King and Queen...

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