(For a brief synopsis of the first Scott Pilgrim book, please visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Pilgrim#Scott_Pilgrim's_Precious_Little_Life_(Volume_1) )What's up, guys. I've been thinking about doing this for a while, and now I'm finally doing it. WELCOME TO THE FIRST SCOTT PILGRIM COMIC DUB! I'm doing this out of sheer love for the property. I will accept any and all voices, but only one will be picked for each role. Best of luck! I hope to see your auditions soon! (By the way, I am planning on this to be a series, so once you're cast, if your characters re-appear, you will NOT be recast).
Very awkward. Like, SUPER awkward. Kind of a d-bag, but not really. You don't have to sound like Michael Cera, but make sure you have kind of the same awkward delivery.
Do you want to go out sometime? Do you -- I think we should date.
I'm in lesbians with you.
(With food in mouth) BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!
Super cool. She has super chill vibes. Doesn't have to sound like Mary Elizabeth Winstead from the movie.
There's this really convenient subspace highway that happens to go through your head. It's like three miles in fifteen seconds.
Let me get you a blanket.
It's not like I'm gonna send you home in a snowstorm or anything, you can sleep in my bed.
She's all bark AND bite. Make sure you include some snarky delivery when you deliver the last two lines.
(Include drumstick clacking on the count if you want) WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
I used to date Scott in high school!
He's an idiot.
Super ultra awkward. Even more awkward than Scott.
That's kind of a big question.
(Very passionate) HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR!!!
I just live here.
Starry-eyed Chinese 17 y/o. Has the hots for Scott (even though their relationship is long gone).
I kissed the lips that kissed yours!
He likes her because she's old! She's probably, like, 25!
I mean, I didn't even know there was good music until, like, two weeks ago!
A true gay icon. Very supportive gay best friend. Likes to drink.
(Yelling out from afar) This isn't a race, guys!
Look out! It's that one guy!
If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L word.
Younger sister of Scott. Very gossipy. Hangs around Wallace a lot.
Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends.
You should break up with your fake high-school girlfriend!
17-year-old? Scandal.
Lead singer of Crash and the Boys. Talks kind of quiet, but edgy quiet. I will get extras to do his "boys' (Yes, the girl is a boy, too.)
This song is called "I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad." It goes like this.
Good evening. My name is Crash, and these are the Boys.
(Annoyed) Ok, this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
The big evil ex of the first volume. He got with Ramona in seventh grade, and was promptly dumped a week later. He still isn't over it, even after all this time. He's very flamboyant, so make sure to have some extra pizazz with you performance.
(Yelling) MR. PILGRIM!
Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?
I am Ramona's first evil ex-boyfriend!
Pretentious. Kind of mean to the whole group. Has an on and off relationship with Stephen Stills
Scott! I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!
...Yes, but I didn't want Scott knowing that, Stephen...
FORGET ABOUT IT, SCOTT!!!
Super chill guy. Always smiling and holding a drink. He knows everyone (including you).
Hey, Scott. Some party, huh?
You don't drink? I remember you getting ridiculously drunk off of a couple G&T's
Her name is Ramona Flowers. Someone said she's coming tonight, actually.
A literal 8 year old. She's a child, a tiny lil baby. But, she's really good at the drums
Gooood luck!
Bassist for Crash and the boys. Super chill.
Good luck, eh?
