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Project [S]
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Project Overview
Current auditioning roles: MSPAR, John, Dave, Dad, GameBro.
Project [S] is an unofficial fan-made recreation of Homestuck in an animated visual medium, similarly to a traditional TV series. The project is non-funded and relies entirely on the free time of the people involved. We ask that people who audition be prepared to play the role for as long as the project is active.
Please feel free to interpret voices in any direction, though keep in mind that the goal is to effectively encapsulate the nature of the character while sounding somewhat accurate to their canonical age, and popular headcanons are often popular for good reason.
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Voice Actor
John
closed
Unpaid
ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution.
have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
try using your brain numbnuts.pshhh.
i don't know if it is much of a major accomplishment, honestly.i guess i just miss my dad. i was hoping he would be here, but apparently i won't see him for another few hours or whatever?
if that is what you see in the future, then i guess there's no fighting it. bluh.argh!
this line of questioning is making me flustered.
all i know is, i was ordered by karkat to marry rose.
i think we can both agree that it would be reckless to look at a crappy shipping diagram made by an alien, and ignore its message altogether.it's a thing of beauty, and it will save the human race.
btw, you will marry dave.
Voice Actor
Dave
closed
Unpaid
oh man.
how big is it?
like the size of texas, or just Rhode Island?
theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us, but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIGnone of this is that big a deal. i just mentioned the basics to her. that id stop time traveling soon. break out of the loops. not have to wonder all the time if i was taking a wrong turn and dooming everybody. i was never that cool with this. you know how you turned out to be this incredibly shitty seer of light and basically failed at that in every way imaginable? well maybe i never wanted to be a knight of time. maybe id rather just be like, the dave of guy. you know just some dude.
this is so weak im almost getting tired of wasting good material on you guys. its like. youve got nothing. its always one of you sprouting up and ranting about how hard im about to get trolled, with no ensuing substance. you dont even know anything about us. one of you fuckers thought i was a girl.
Voice Actor
MSPAR
closed
Unpaid
MSPAR represents the generic audience member entering commands (with voice-overs, of course), often immature or careless but ultimately still invested in progressing the story.
> Retrieve arms from drawer
[frustratedly, insistently]
> Retrieve arms from drawer> John Egbert
> Captchalogue fake arms
> Wear disguise to fool Dad
> Deface doll
[referentially]
> Put the bunny back in the box> Zoosmell Pooplord
> Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk
Voice Actor
Dad
closed
Unpaid
The dadliest 1950's businessman to ever parent a child. No spoken lines, but his dad notes will have voice-overs.
Happy birthday son.
I am so proud of you.
Champ.
You can do anything if you put your mind to it.
I believe in you.
Son.
If you are reading this, it means you are now strong enough to lift the safe. You are now a man.
As such, you are entitled to what is inside. I know you will take this responsibility seriously.
I am so proud of you.
Voice Actor
GameBro
closed
Unpaid
The one, the only. A gamer who also is a bro, and will need at least some of his writings of dubious worth voiced.
Why the "Game of the Year" or whatever isn't as good as some other stuff I like that's better.
So ok.
SBURB is this game that a lot of cats seem hella pumped of. And this beta is sitting on my desk for review, so I'm like, yeah man I'll write something.
But I don't know. I'm like, so this is about houses or some noise? That's fine, I'm sure that's like fucking dynamite in a handbag for some brosephs. But all I'm saying is, when do you get to thrash anything? While you're playing house or some shit, are you ever in jeopardy of getting mud on your doll's dress or whatever from, and I quote, "the mad stunts all wicked up-ins"?
Know what I'm saying, Bro-Yo Ma? I didn't actually play this game, but I gave it 1.5 hats out of 5 hats to keep it real.
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