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Nerdenti for GameBro
The one, the only. A gamer who also is a bro, and will need at least some of his writings of dubious worth voiced.
Why the "Game of the Year" or whatever isn't as good as some other stuff I like that's better.
So ok.
SBURB is this game that a lot of cats seem hella pumped of. And this beta is sitting on my desk for review, so I'm like, yeah man I'll write something.
But I don't know. I'm like, so this is about houses or some noise? That's fine, I'm sure that's like fucking dynamite in a handbag for some brosephs. But all I'm saying is, when do you get to thrash anything? While you're playing house or some shit, are you ever in jeopardy of getting mud on your doll's dress or whatever from, and I quote, "the mad stunts all wicked up-ins"?
Know what I'm saying, Bro-Yo Ma? I didn't actually play this game, but I gave it 1.5 hats out of 5 hats to keep it real.
