oh man.
how big is it?
like the size of texas, or just Rhode Island?
theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us, but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG

none of this is that big a deal. i just mentioned the basics to her. that id stop time traveling soon. break out of the loops. not have to wonder all the time if i was taking a wrong turn and dooming everybody. i was never that cool with this. you know how you turned out to be this incredibly shitty seer of light and basically failed at that in every way imaginable? well maybe i never wanted to be a knight of time. maybe id rather just be like, the dave of guy. you know just some dude.

this is so weak im almost getting tired of wasting good material on you guys. its like. youve got nothing. its always one of you sprouting up and ranting about how hard im about to get trolled, with no ensuing substance. you dont even know anything about us. one of you fuckers thought i was a girl.