Pico: Class of '99
Project Overview
Pico: Class of '99 is a fan-made cartoon adaptation of the flash game "Pico's School" by Tom Fulp, founder of Newgrounds.
The cartoon will focus on a more light-hearted plot than the original game, as the source material was very violent and offensive. This adaptation will still contain irreverent and adult humor, and some of it could be considered offensive, but the major issues from the source material will be cut.
Please don't hesitate to audition for male characters if you feel your voice is "feminine". This project and run by trans people so do not feel ashamed by your voice.
A copy of the pilot outline can be found here.
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Pico is the main character of the show. He will most likely have the most lines because of this.
Pico is a complicated character, in the sense that one moment he may behave like an after school PSA goodie goodie, then the next he could be telling you to piss off and pulling a gun on you.
Pico has been cast.
(This role is pre-taken and I'm too lazy to write a thing)
"What do I look like?? The salvation army? You beg for food every day! You're worse than Nene's cats!"
"If you keep talking I'm gonna ball you up like a wet paper towel and throw you at the ceiling of the dirty bathroom downstairs across from the cafeteria and repeatedly. I'll throw you up and down until you beg for mercy."[Improvise]
Nene has been cast.
(This role is pre-taken and I'm too lazy to write a thing)
"I wanna slap Jeff Bezos bald ass head so hard that the sound would break several sound barriers and realities."
"God nerfed me when he made me black, Hispanic, and Asian because he knew that if I was a cracker I'd be famous."
[Improvise]
Darnell has been cast.
(This role is pre-taken and I'm too lazy to write a thing)
"I think I shit my pants."
"So now my kitchen is cover in smoke-"
Darnell
Boyfriend is a reoccurring character. He is dating Pico but isn't seen quite as often as Pico's 2 best friends (Nene and Darnell, who are cast already).
Boyfriend is neurodivergent and doesn't talk super often unless he's around his boyfriend.
"I think there's a certain... Quality... That Pico has that makes him either a delight to be around, or the most unbearable human being I've met in my entire life."
"Wow that's really embarrassing. That's SO wrong. Very very wrong and you sound really dumb right now."
[Improvise]
Cassandra is the main antagonist. She's the biggest school bully and the leader of the Gothpunks.
In the original Pico's School Cassandra is a lot worse than she will be in this, as she commits a pretty messed up crime in the original that will be cut entirely from the adaptation. Cassandra will just kind of be your average school bully who probably shoplifts and vandalizes the city. Her main target is Pico and his friends but she picks on anybody she doesn't like.
Cassandra has been cast.
"Your locker is 110, mine's 111. You're standing in my way, so move or we'll move you ourselves."
"Enough of this crap! I've been listening to goth music all my life... It never said anything about apples! The American education system is bullshit!"
(This line will never appear in the show, as it is from the original game script.)[Improvise]
Alucard is a member of the Gothpunks and the son of an asshole scientist. He had telekinetic powers due to experiments done on him as a baby. He's fairly close with Cassandra and will carry out her orders, though not without a lot of smartass back-talk. I supposed if you're auditioning for this you should know a thing or two about these characters but eh.
Alucard is well spoken and stays fairly calm most of the time, though sometimes he can come across as sarcastic or rude depending on the situation.
(Not at all canon in Pico 99, this is a line from the original game script)
[Line delivered with mild panic. Take pauses between each sentence.]
"Please leave me alone! Here, take my school key. Now go away! Stop harassing me! I can sue you for harassment, ya know! I have nothing more to say without my lawyer present."[Said with dry sarcasm.]
"Oh please, everyone knows that Cyril produces more sperm cells than he does braincells."[Improvise]
Cyril in the original Pico's School was a bit of a nasty character due to some symbols on his design, but those will be entirely taken out. His character instead will tap into the implied softer side he has, making him a bit of a dumb and well-meaning doof. He's a big brawny character with very little brains.
Though, of the Gothpunks, besides Cassandra, he enjoys being mean more than someone like Alucard or Hanzou and is more likely to cause trouble.
[Quietly in class during a test. Spoken to Alucard and Cassandra.]
"Hey guys, uh, do you know what comes after 6? I haven't been able to figure it out..."[Speaking to Pico, Darnell, and Nene at lunch. He's dumbfounded and genuinely doesn't get the meaning of "shrimp fried rice".]
"So you're tellin' me, that a SHRIMP fried Nene's rice??? Man, now I've seen everything."[Improvise]
Hanzou is Japanese-American in this, and I do NOT intend on characterizing Hanzou as some kind of "weeb". Hanzou's character potential will be explored better and the stereotyping in their character will be taken out.
Hanzou is nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns.
Hanzou is semi-open, as the original actor for Hanzou is unsure if they can fill the role.
"It's not personal! Cassandra is just... Grouchy. She's really nice to us in private. All the bullying and stuff is just for laughs."
"Hey go easy on him Cassie. He's buying lunch later."
[Improvise]
Spike is the big and burly bodyguard of the Gothpunks. He's very intimidating, and is the tallest of the bunch.
Though Spike is large and scary, he's probably the kindest of the Gothpunks. While Cyril is a bit of a dope, he still very much enjoys causing problems and pissing people off. Spike, however, mostly follows less harmful orders from Cassandra.
Spike and his boyfriend Pierre are recent additions to the gang, and only started hanging out with them senior year.
We'd prefer Spike to have a very masculine voice! We have a running joke amongst the writing team that Spike has an Australian accent, so while it's not a requirement, we MIGHT be bias towards anyone who might audition that has one.
"She’s not nice to you guys but,"
Pause
"Everyone’s afraid of me, and people already started picking on Pierre, even before the school year started…"
Pause
"Just get outta here, we won’t tell.""Pierre! Thank god you answered. Come over now."
Pause
"No, nothing's wrong. There's this new show on Fox that looks hilarious, we've got to watch it together! Family Dude, or something like that."(Make somethin' up!)
Pierre is a newer addition to the Gothpunks. He's a very quiet and sarcastic person, speaking kind of monotone a lot of the time. Pierre's first language is French. If you audition for this role, PLEASE be capable of doing a French accent. The voice director studied French for 3 years in high school, and while they aren't perfect, they can at least pick out a decent French accent.
Pierre's voice does NOT have to be masculine. I have no preference on the pitch or gender of his voice.
[Spoken with a smug/proud attitude.]
"You know, I thought for sure one of the teachers would've noticed the literal lit cigarette in my mouth at lunch, but nobody seemed to care this time. I think it's because we started hanging out with Cassandra's friends."[Exasperated, like he's sick and tired of the same shit]
"Spike, mon cheri, I love you, but please stop trying to explain the dynamics of each and every Family Guy character to me when I've just woken up..."[Improvise]
The female health teacher is the main teacher seen in the beginning of the original Pico's School. She is somewhere between 35-45 years old. She comes across as sweet and nice, but knows all the student's type of bullshit and is actually quite blunt and harsh.
Her voice should sound sweet with a hint of bitchiness in it.
"Alright class, I'm going to take attendance now. And Pico, sit up in your chair, you'll crack your skull open."
"Alright class, first thing I'm going to do is log my attendance, so please remain seated and silent until I begin the introduction to this years' course."
"Now, welcome to 12th grade health class, your homeroom class! This year we will have a variety of units including nutrition, physical education, mental health, and lastly, sexual education. And let me make it clear right now, class, I will not be tolerating any immature behavior related to our sex ed unit. You're seniors, not middle schoolers. That means you three, including Boyfriend."
Mr. Flacit is the grouchy old math teacher. He's a rude, vile, and downright immoral person. He would give weapons to the students and find it amusing when they stab each other. He's eccentric and flamboyant.
Any kind of old man voice will do, get experimental and silly.
"Alright everyone, you all did some idiotic things to land in detention on the first day, so I want this classroom completely silent. Take this time to work on any assignments you may have, or sit there and reflect on your behavior."
[Make some shit up]
[Make some shit up]
Otis is Pico's younger, fatter, more obnoxious cousin. He is 12 years old. He's Pico's first cousin on his father's side.
Otis is a well meaning, but annoying nerdy kid who always wants to be included. I would prefer an actor with a fem/child like voice take this role, because I want it to be clear Otis is young.
"Oh but Picoooo, I just want to help you and Boyfriend look for the game!! Please let me tag along? I know all the places in Center City to get games!"
"This is just like that time I met alien hominid in real life."
Pause
"No, really! I'm not lying! It really happened! Why do you guys NEVER believe me?"
[Improvise]
Damien is a lead villain in the first portion of the cartoon. Damien is a Penilian planetary scout sent to Earth with a mission. His cover is that he is Cassandra's younger cousin, though they are not really related. He's about 16 years old.
He is FTM transgender, and I would prefer to cast a transmasc actor to play him.
Actors of all identities are welcome to audition, but as I said, trans masculine actors take priority.
"You underestimate my ability as an elite Penilian scout. I am far more powerful, and far smarter than you. AND, my MySpace page is far more interesting than yours."
(This line is just for audition purposes. MySpace was invented in 2003, and Pico 99 takes place from September 1998 - July 1999)[Improvise]
Give me your best evil laugh.
Timmy is an obnoxious brat. Nobody believes him that he is a senior in high school. He was raised Catholic, and he'll let you know it for sure.
Timmy says some pretty awful shit.
Any and all actors are welcome to audition for him.
"Hey Pico! I have class in the room next to yours! I sure am luck I was absent when Alucard killed my classmates!"
(This line is just a placeholder)"My mommy tells me that there's no gay people in the Bible, you should really rethink your lifestyle, Pico."
[Improvise]
The Penilian army is lead by 2 superior Penilian men. They are unnamed, and are just referred to as "Superior".
Superior #1 is the more gruff, serious, and masculine of the 2 superiors.
"Yes yes, solider C4-SS. That's very interesting. We would love to stay and listen to you talk about the Earth monkeys for eons, but we have important things to get back to. Be gone with you. End transmission."
Monster acting scream or growls, if possible.
[Improvise]
[Refer to Superior #1's description for general info on the Superiors]
Superior #2 is flamboyant and less serious. His voice can be anything, but I prefer something neutral/fem. The Penilian superiors are flaming homosexuals. And if it wasn't obvious they are inspired by The Tallest from Invader Zim.
"C4... Why haven't you just told this ugly orange Earth man that you wish to mate with him?"
Pause"What do you mean? Our species is adapted to get straight to the mating stage. I know Earth monsters enjoy playing a strange game of courtship before mating, but you are not one of them, C4. Act as you were meant to. You will never be human."
Monster acting scream or growls, if possible.
[Improvise]
There are a lot of random Überkid clones running around, but for the most part there will be three main Überkids. Überjon, Übersam, and Überfred. All Überkids will share a voice, since they are "perfect" genetic clones of each other.
They're kind of a mystery in terms of age, I imagine they all have the generic nerd man voice. You can just record as one speaker with the audition lines, they speak in unison on occasion but for the most part it'll be one at a time.
"We are superior genetic clones, created to... Well, we're not entirely sure why we were created... But we're superior to you in every single way regardless!"
"Perhaps, if you beat us at a game of whits... Then maybe we will let you pass."
[Improvise]
Leroy is the leader of a squad of robots made to look human by the Penilians. In the original Pico's School they're referred to as The Ghettobots, but that name doesn't sit right with our team, so they are being renamed to the Xenobots to reflect their alien nature.
Please, do not audition for this role if you are white. Leroy is black and we do not want white actors playing any POC characters.
"Our Superiors sent us to collect a disobedient soldier. Designation C4-SS. It's also our mission to eradicate the Earth kid called "Pico." These are my fellow Xenobots, Roc and Jose."
"You think you can take me? You're built like a stick and all you're armed with is a pebble. Try again, weakling."
[Improvise]
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