Neon Genesis Evangelion Abridged - Re cast
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Evangelion is a great series, but it has its problems. So its my job to fix them. Hi I'm the Curator, and are you sick and tired of Evangelion parodys where Shinji is just the biggest bitch ever, yeah me too, the good news is I'm fixing that. The bad news, its another Evangelion parody. In this version of the show, we are taking all the depression and super fucked up shit from that show, and throwing it in the garbage. Its a new fresh take, with all your favorite characters with even more fucked up personalitys.
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Toji's best friend who loves talking about war, and doing crack. This is a side character that will be in various episodes throughout the series.
- english
- male teen
Hikari, I have told you this a thousand times, that’s medicinal crack.
Pu Pu Pu, come on now brothers, lets FUCK THEM UP!
Kensuke: Don’t take it personally, He’s always like that. I’m Kensuke by the way. Shinji: my name’s Shinji Kensuke: Well hi Shinji, wanna buy some crack. Shinji: What the. NO! Kensuke: Well if you change your mind, I’ll be watching you….
Rei is the badass pilot of Evangelion Unit 00. She doesn't talk much, or like anyone in any conceivable way. When she does speak it's to terrify or insult people. Rei essentially knows how to bust a cap when it's necessary. She is one of the few main characters of the show and will be in every episode.
- english
- female teen
I hate you, so much.
You will come to my house, you will not do or touch anything, and then you will leave. You will then tell Misato you had a great time, and we will never have to talk or see each other ever again. Do you understand or do I need to simplify it for your under-developed brain.
If you tell anyone, and I mean anyone about what happened and I will slit your throat wide open. You understand.
Misato is the Captain and caretaker of the Evangelion Pilots. Despite her awful habits and personality, she does care for the children, even though she doesn't understand the general concept of how to take care of a person. Not to mention she is also completely desensitized to violence, or purposefully getting nuked by her boss, and yes that is very literal. Misato is one of the few main characters of the show, and will be in every episode.
- english
- female adult
Oh My God this is a disaster, what are we going to do, what are we going to do!
Of course it’s safe, I’ve been living here for years and I’m fine.
THE GIANT FUCKING MONSTER ISSUE!
Maya is a minor character in the show, who's main purpose is to just read computer monitors and tell all the other characters the technical aspects of whats happening on the battlefield, then dumbing it down for the lest intelligent characters in the show. Most people kinda overlook her and I think only 3 other people know her name, so most try to avoid bringing it up by calling her Ma'am or dude. Some are even terrified whenever they see her in a room due to the fact that nobody remembers her even walking in. She has more of a monotone voice.
- english
- female adult
Misato: Maya, where Unit 1’s rail gun. Maya: It seems to be missing from Unit 1’s docking bay. Misato: Wait, you're telling me we just lost a giant Rail Gun! Maya: It Appears so.
His coms are down but his vitals are still normal.
Negative, Unit zero is still under heavy reconstruction.
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