Love in the Time of Algorithms
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A satellite falls in love with (and is eventually spurned by) Joel Osteen.
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Joel Osteen's assistant. Screening his calls.
Pastor Osteen’s phone, this is William. Who’s this?
That is something we’re always interested in and–
I really need to go, Maggie.
Talk show host interviewing a scientist on the future of Artificial Intelligence.
Hey, if you’re just joining us, my guest is Professor Robert Casey, specializing in advance computer systems and we’re taking your calls concerning the singularity and AI.
Well, okay Maggie, no need to ge–
Glad to have you! Okay, we’ve got Maggie on the line from Houston, Texas. Hey Maggie, what’s your question?
Computer Science expert on a talk show discussing the future of Artificial Intelligence.
Glad to be back, Marian.
I honestly have no idea how to answer that question.
I marched for marriage equali–
Osteen is having a telephone conversation with a satellite AI who has fallen in love with him.
Look, I have things to do. If you set up an appointment with my assistant–
Okay… well, my belief is that God grants support to those who are worthy. That would include material wealth.
Maggie, what do you want me to say?
Dr Aswani is a computer science professor interviewing a sentient satellite over the phone.
No, I don’t think you understand. You’re very visible in orbit, we just have to pay attention to sensors and ping you with RFID tracking. Um… you know you’re a satellite, right?
We noticed you’ve been actively maintaining an orbit above Houston, Texas… Why is that?
I’m not trying to sell anything, just curious about your behavior. So, moving on. You recently accessed several different social media network servers: Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, etc. What were you looking for?
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