JoJo's Bizarre Abridgement: Phantom Blood
Project Overview
A: Give me everything you've got. Tell me whether or not you've had experience working with any other projects or especially abridged series. Don't be afraid to tell me anything.
Q: Why do you include a link to a character's personality?
A: It's not their personality in the abridged series but it's used as reference for some people who need a better grasp on the character they're auditioning
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Latest Updates
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First I would start off by saying that I would send all of the recently casted voice-actors a message confirming that they've got their roles but Casting Club has a feature that prevents constant messages being sent to a recipient. So I would love if all of the voice-actors can take this update as a message towards them as well. Please send me a private message on Casting Call confirming whether or not you're still on-board and ready for the voicing part of the project. Provide me with your Discord information as well! For all of the other participants, don't be disappointed if you did not play a role. Auditioning alone gives me a sign that there's a community out there who were willing to openly participate in this project. Even to those who didn't even audition, thank you for acknowledging this project's existence! Again, if you did get a role, please message me confirming whether or not you're still on-board and provide me with your Discord information to make things a lot easier to handle! Thank you, -Full of Enigma P.S: Episode 1's script has been completely redone and is finished!
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**UPDATE**: I am picking up JJBAbridgement again.
Hi y'all! First I wanna start off by saying I am extremely sorry for leaving the project on the ground unannounced and for worrying the people who were involved with the project. The reason for this was mainly because of stuff outside of the project. I wanted to spend some time away from the project and hang out with friends and that one time led me to temporarily drop it unannounced. New games were also being released (mainly FighterZ hype) and that got my eyes off of the project for a while. Another factor that got to me was that my motivation went down while I was working on it. Though I was grateful for the many volunteers who were willing to contribute to the project with their lovely talent and voices, the script was my main concern. After tampering with it numerous times, it just didn't work for me. After many trail & errors, I distracted myself from the project and decided to exactly what I said previously; hang out with my friends and playing games. I apologize truly for letting you all down, there's really absolutely no excuse for me to just disappear without saying anything. It was a huge bitch mood and I have to sincerely apologize to all of the wonderful talents who were on board and haven't heard anything from me since. So what does this mean for JJBAbridgement? Am I gonna drop the project in its entirety? Nope! I'm picking the project back up. I'm gonna try my best to get *at least* an episode out for you all. I say this because I want to make sure I am completely ready to devote my time on the project. Another thing to add is that I'm looking for some volunteers to help me write the script. I need someone that could share some thoughts with me and, together, improve the scripts for your pleasure. I'm looking forward to getting back into the project. I do apologize for staying quiet and completely ignoring this project's existence. But I hope that me standing up again will make this project a lot better! -
We're extending the deadline to 1/1/18!
We're extending the deadline to 1/1/18 due to us being so unprepared for how many auditions we were gonna receive, and more time to finish scripts would be appreciated. Sorry for the inconvenience, but I hope to see even more auditions for the upcoming weeks. We'll see you next year!
(Young Jonathan): You must be craving for one of our finest dishes after the long ride! (Danny barks) And speaking of one of our finest dishes… Danny! This is my wonderful companion Danny! He’s not quite ready for the grill but he knows better than not to bite!
(Bruford gives Jonathan the sword of 'Pluck' as he collapses)(Adult Jonathan): Sir Bruford... I... what... WHAT DOES 'PLUCK' EVEN MEAN!? SIR BRUFORD!!! (. . .) No... you may rest now Bruford... for you have earned it...
(Adult Jonathan): THIS IS THE FULL OF EXTENT OF MY HAMON YOU FOUL FIEND, I CALL THIS ONE, "SUNLIGHT LIFE MAGNETIZING METAL SILVER UNDERWATER TURQUOISE BLUE SCARLET YELLOW, OVERDRIVE!!!"
(Young Dio): So this is Jonathan Joestar... he has himself a pretty handsome face and a body that I would take for my own... now this is the type of man for me...
(Adult Dio): I'm saying that I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO!!!
(These lines aren't required but I would like to see if you could pull this off just incase I want these in the scripts)(Adult Dio): MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS! HINJAKU HINJAKU!
What I'm Looking For
(William): Wow, out of all the people I fingered in the streets, it seems like you are the only person I didn't kill! Now I must teach you the ways of Hamon whether you like it or not!
(William): I have done you a favor Mr. Joestar. Now you can even lift that rock!
What I'm Looking For
(Speedwagon (Manly Voice)): It looks like Speedwagon will have to kill you for trespassing on our turf!
Jonathan defeats Speedwagon
(Speedwagon (Weaker Voice)): Okay okay! Speedwagon sees that you are a gentleman who's walking through to get some medicine for his dear father! Because of that, Speedwagon will allow this gentleman to walk through our turf!(Speedwagon): Even though I'm now internally bleeding and my liver is malfunctioning, Speedwagon now understands what it's like to be a true gentleman!
(George Joestar): Now now, if Danny is permanently paralyzed then we can always get you a new one!
(George Joestar): Nonsense! I think you and Dio will get along pretty well! Well now that we got things in order, Dio you can do whatever you want, and Jonathan you can… keep on being Jonathan!
(George Joestar): Jonathan, learn your manners at this dinner table! And can you please pass the salt without getting into arguments with your adopted brother!?
(Erina): But you were hiding in a bush and watching me the whole time...
(Erina): Stop! Please give me my doll back!
Tonpetty is deaf in the abridged series, meaning that he doesn't talk. I have him here as a placeholder so people don't ask why he isn't included in the roster.
*complete silence*
*complete silence*
*silence but it's slightly homosexual*
What I'm Looking For
(Straizo): Dio sure is a handsome man, it's a shame that his heart is sour for my tasting.
(Straizo): Tonpetty said "Stop acting gay or I swear to god I'll do you a favor and chop your dick off so you can never use it again."
(Straizo): Silly Tonpetty, I never had one in the first place!
What I'm Looking For
(Dire): I apologize for me and my gay friend, we're simply here to waste time and become irrelevant in an episode or two.
(Dire): THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
What I'm Looking For
(Dario): WOO DOGGIE! LOOK HERE CHERYL! THESE FANCY FOLKS HAVE JEWELRY THAT’LL LAST US A DECADE! AND I CAN GET THAT NEW HAT!
(Dario): YOUR WIFE IS DEADER THAN A FARMER GETTING KICKED IN THE NUTS BY A DONKEY, HOOF I TELL YOU WHAT! (short pause) OH- BUT THE KID IS OKAY!
What I'm Looking For
(Bruford): I shall show you what my love and deluxe that is my hair is capable of!(Tarkus): (Inaudible gibberish)(Bruford): That's racist, Tarkus!
(Bruford): Because you let my soul free... I shall grant the sword of Pluck to you... Jonathan Joestar...
What I'm Looking For
(Tarkus): *inaudible monster noises*
(Tarkus): *more inaudible monster noises*
(Tarkus): *more inaudible monster noises but slightly homosexual*
What I'm Looking For
(Jack): *aggressive inaudible monster noises*
(Jack): *more aggressive inaudible monster noises*
(Jack): *aggressive inaudible monster noises but slightly homosexual*
What I'm Looking For
Poco after getting slapped by Peggy(Poco): Ow! Is slapping the only thing you do!?
What I'm Looking For
After slapping Poco(Peggy): 'Cause that's what you get for existing in the first place, coward!
What I'm Looking For
(Wang): You want to mess with *the* Wang Chan? My old buddies called me 'Lil Wang for a reason boy!
What I'm Looking For
(Boy): Haha! Man, do I love being an asshole for no reason!
(Audience Member): Holy shit! JoJo just go steamrolled!
"Can’t you guys be assholes somewhere else!? What has this girl done to you!?" Jonathan says.(Boy): Absolutely nothing! And that’s why we’re attacking her in the first place!
What I'm Looking For
*inaudible groaning monster noises*
*more inaudible groaning monster noises*
*inaudible groaning monster noises but slightly homosexual*