Hunters: A Genderbent Heathers the Musical
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Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw! That weird editor girl is making a genderbent Heathers the Musical.
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Much like the original Veronica, Antonio has a cynical and sarcastic tone of voice. His voice has some deeper tones to it but maintains that "dorky" vibe. I'm 100 percent open to any different interpretations you guys have.
What the FUCK have you done?
Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No Talking necessary. If people think you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone...before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes.
And you know, you know, you know life can be beautiful.
You hope you dream you pray, and you get your way!
Ask me how it feels, looking like hell on wheelsMy god, it's beautiful
I might be beautiful
And when you're beautiful....Its a beautiful frickin' day!
For Jaiden Dean, I was thinking of someone with a very clear and smooth singing voice but has a subtle "up do no good" vibe to it. An alto or even tenor woman would be great for it.
This little thing? I'd hardly call this a bomb. This is just a trigger that packs the thermals upstairs in the gym. Those are bombs. People are going to see the ashes of Westerberg Highschool and think, "there's a school that self-destructed not because society didn't care, But because that school was society." The only place that Hunters and Frankies can get along is in Heaven!
My grandad scored them in World War II. They contain this powerful tranquilizer. The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin. We will use them to knock Kate and Sam out long enough to make it look like a suicide pact. Complete with a forged suicide note
You left me and I fell apart I punched the wall and cried.Bam! Bam! Bam! Then I found you, changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside! And so I built a bomb Tonight our school is Vietnam! Let's guarantee they'll never see their senior prom! I was meant to be yours! We were meant to be one! Don't give up on me now! Finish what we've begun!
The main bitch of the group. I was thinking of the stereotypical, sassy gay guy voice, but would be open to any interpretations, surprise me!
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
Are we going to have a problem?You got a bone to pick?You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick!I'd normally slap your face offAnd everyone here could watch!But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice, listen up biotch!
And you know, you know, you know, this could be beautiful
A razor, maybe some hair gel, and we're on our way.Get this boy a comband Hunter, where's your cologne?
Let's make him beautiful
It's our cinnamon roll. I'm thinking of a younger, but not too young, almost squeaky voice for McNamara. (sorry If the second line ends a bit abruptly, he would be interrupted by Duke in the actual song.)
And now my stomach hurts worse and worse and every morning on the bus I feel my heart beating louder and faster, and I'm like, Jesus, I'm on the freaking bus again because all my rides to school are dead.
Course if you're too nice, take that nerd's advice, maybe sesame street is on Or forget that creep
Everyone's pushing, everyone's fightingStorms are approaching there's nowhere to hideIf I say the wrong thingOr I wear the wrong outfitThey'll throw me right over the sideI'm hugging my knees and the captain is pointing, well who made him captainStill, the weakest must goThe tiniest lifeboat, full of people I knowThe tiniest lifeboat, full of people I know
I was thinking Duke might be one of the deeper voices of the Hunters. I don't really have a specific voice in mind, surprise me!
Franky Dumptruck took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note. Just another geek trying to imitate the popular guys and failing miserably.
Honey what 'cha waiting forWelcome to my candy store!Time for you to prove you're not a pussy anymore.And step into my candy store.
Aw, look! Hunter's going to Whine whine whine all night You don't deserve to live Why not kill yourself? Here, have a sedative.Whine, whine, whine like there's no Santa Clause You're pathetic because you whineYou whine all night!
Franky is small and precious, make him sound like it!
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending.
She pulled a scab off one time playing kick ball Kissed me quick then pressed it in my hand I took that scab and put it in my locker And all year long I kept it near my heart.She didn't care if I was strong or handsomeAnd she was mine until we hit first grade Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Then she woke up
And we'll soar above the trees Over cars and croquet lawns Past the church and the lake And the try-county mall We will fly through the dawn To a new kindergarten Where nap time is centuries long
Not without a hall pass you're not, week's detention
Deep inside of everyoneThere's a hot ball of shame Guilt, regret, anxiety,Fears we dare not name!But when we should our ugly partsThat we hide away,They turn out to be beautifulBy the light of day!
Now, I've mimeographed copies for the suicide note so you all can feel Hunter's anguish!
(Stil working out the lyrics to Blue, ha)
You got no clue how much these two depend on you -- Please help them through! My balls are in your court! Yeah! You make my balls so blue!
I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!
What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal...
Basically Sam's clone #BFFFFF. She is the smartest girl on the lacrosse team...which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
Alright, people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?
Franky Dumptruck! Wide load! Honnnnnk!...I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me...You have a zit right there *laughter*
Thank you so much! They will protect you Defend you Respect you Befriend you Like Winnie-the-Pooh! Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!
Chances are you'll be cast as long as you sound decent.
*Say one ensemble line*
*Sing at least 15 or so seconds of any song*
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