Homestuck Fan Dubbing Team | Honey Stick Productions

Project Overview

Hello Everyone!
So we're done with our first Homestuck Animatic (Home Fortress 2)!
And we've already casted the main four kids (John, Rose, Dave, and Jade) and we're done with Part 1!

BUT! I think now's a good time for us to start casting the rest of the Homestuck cast for our future productions (Including Home Fortress 2, Part 2, which will feature the Trolls!)

What is this?

We are currently forming our roster of VAs and Production Staff for our new dubbing and content creation team Honey Stick Productions. Our first set of projects will be about Homestuck, creating and dubbed content both "original" (made by us inhouse) or contacting willing creators and dubbing their content!
So we're right now casting for the Trolls and the other characters that appear in Homestuck.

We're also looking for Artists/Content Creators who are interested in Dubbing for us!

How to Audition!

Submit right here on CCC!

Format is AA BB CC
Maximum 2 Takes per line please!

Deadline January 14, 12pm (Noon) EST !!!

Ideally we want our VAs to be both very familiar with Homestuck and the role they're auditioning for.

But if you're not familiar with Homestuck, BUT are willing to learn about it and the role, then you may audition.
Please disclose in your audition whether you're already familiar with Homestuck OR that you're not familiar but are willing to learn about Homestuck and your character.

Additionally, only adults may audition! We prefer to not work with minors. Thanks!

Note there is some mature language, especially with the character Dave. So this project isn’t for the faint of heart (though there will be no NSFW content)!

We will let you know if you’re chosen to voice a certain role. We won’t use your clip without contacting you!

Oh! And if you like Homestuck, you should also check out my friend Ricky's Homestuck Renaissance Troupe as well!
https://www.castingcall.club/projects/homestuck-roster

And you should also check out Homestuck: A Very Special Edition, by my friend TMFilly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABk88BSpTWw

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  • FINAL CAST LIST!

    VA Cast

    John Egbert - LogicalLunatic

    Rose Lalonde - Adoxographist

    Dave Strider - Halluirium

    Jade Harley - Bee Sarmiento

    Aradia Megido - Dolly Avangeline

    Tavros Nitram - June

    Sollux Captor - Hunter1023

    Karkat Vantas - Bryce

    Nepeta Leijon - Lyllee

    Kanaya Maryam - Pipsqueak

    Terezi Pyrope - BugInALabcoatVA

    Vriska Serket - Terra

    Equius Zahhak - Skaleht

    Gamzee Makara - imakevoicesnotchoices

    Eridan Ampora - ItalyTordy

    Feferi Peixes - NimNimNim

    Jane Crocker - Pastel

    Jake English - phntmomega

    Roxy Lalonde - Melanie J Archer

    Dirk Strider (and Auto-Responder) - TechnicallyDead

  • We're casting the last of the roles!

    Deadline extension is now over, so we're fully done soon!
    Will be reviewing the auditions shortly! Expect casting very soon!!!!

  • The Roles are (mostly) Cast!

    Hello Friends!
    The deadline is over, so we'll be casting most of the roles.

    Aradia Megido - Dolly Avangeline

    Tavros Nitram - CALLBACKS / DEADLINE EXTENSION

    Sollux Captor - Hunter1023

    Karkat Vantas - CALLBACKS / DEADLINE EXTENSION

    Nepeta Leijon - Lyllee
    Kanaya Maryam - Pipsqueak

    Terezi Pyrope - BugInALabcoatVA

    Vriska Serket - Terra

    Equius Zahhak - CALLBACKS / DEADLINE EXTENSION

    Gamzee Makara - imakevoicesnotchoices

    Eridan Ampora - ItalyTordy

    Feferi Peixes - NimNimNim

    Jane Crocker - CALLBACKS / DEADLINE EXTENSION

    Jake English - phntmomega

    Roxy Lalonde - Melanie Archer

    Dirk Strider (and Auto-Responder) - CALLBACKS / DEADLINE EXTENSION

    For the VAs who were chosen for a role, Congratulations! You VAs got the roles! Kindly check the project DM for our Discord and please join ASAP! Message me as well what your Discord Username is please (either on CCC or Discord).

    For the roles labeled CALLBACKS / DEADLINE EXTENSION, we'll be doing extra evaluation.
    We will be meeting with a few specific VAs who we see potential in and want to check and adjust regarding their performance. If you've already submitted and you are not contacted for Callbacks, sadly it means we think the role could be fitted with someone else instead, we apologize and thank you for your interest.

    But for those who have yet to audition (like you didn't make the deadline and we've yet to hear you), the new deadline is now Jan 18, Sunday, 12noon EST. And for those who are contacted for Callbacks, please respond ASAP.

  • Less than 24 hours to go!!

    You heard that right! Less than 24 hours left for the Auditions for our roster for Home Fortress 2 Part 2 and Honey Stick Productions as a whole/in general.

    Additionally! Everyone please clarify by leaving a comment or direct message me here on CCC if you've read Homestuck or not. This is an important deciding factor. Thanks!

    Results come out ASAP after the deadline!!!!!

  • Less than 48 hours to go!!

    Woot woot!!!

Project Roles: Artist Aradia Megido Tavros Nitram Sollux Captor Sollux Captor (Outdated) Karkat Vantas Nepeta Leijon Kanaya Maryam Terezi Pyrope Vriska Serket Equius Zahhak Gamzee Makara Eridan Ampora Feferi Peixes Jane Crocker Jake English Roxy Lalonde Dirk Strider (and Auto-Responder)
Artist
Artist
Artist
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

You can submit a link of your portfolio!
As an artist, you'll help us with making animatics! Not full animation, just keyframes!

  • *Say something you think would fit*

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Aradia Megido
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Dolly Avangeline

Aradia when she's alive is bubbly and caring. But during the parts where she's dead/a ghost, she's definitely more monotone and... well, ghostly.

Though even when she's alive, she kind of has an uncanny-ness to her, so if you can bring that weird girl energy, that'd be great!

Voice description:
  • female teen

  • (Concerned, then Frustrated and Defeated) Ok he's alive, but he can't walk though... And he probably never will... Ugh, I'm so mad! We should have never had anything to do with those hateful snobs. (Sigh) I just feel so powerless sitting here doing nothing. It's like she wins even if you get her back.

  • (Monotone and Ghostly) I have to be totally honest. Though at no point did I ever lie, but through omission. This game will not save the world. And though it is still very important, even in our defeat, unfortunately it is much closer to serving as the instrument of our people’s demise than that of their salvation. And we twelve will behave simultaneously as the pawns and the orchestrators of the great undoing. And you will play this game.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Tavros Nitram
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Zoe

Tavros definitely has that bully-able vibe to him. Not quite nerdy, but he has this anxious and apologetic vibe to him that makes you either feel sorry for him or want to bully him.

Voice description:
  • male teen

  • (Frustrated then Determined) All of your usual insulting things aside, my take on this is, That you created our impossibly hard bad guy, who wants to kill us, and by association, I guess that makes you the bad guy too, instead of a good guy who’s just mean. And that being the case, even though I’m terrified of you, and not as strong, or real confident, only mostly fake confident, I think, I am going to have to stop you.

  • (Shaken and Scared, but trying to be calm) Aradia. Hey. Are you there? Uhhh. Hmm. Hey. Terezi. I have a problem. Uhhhhhhh. Okay. Where is everybody? (Then AG begins messaging Tavros) Oh, AG. You want me to "roll" my dice? No, I can’t. Because I was thinking about the numbers, and it’s impossible for there to be a favorable outcome, no matter what the dice do. Uhh. I thought you couldn’t use powers. I mean, real life powers, not game ones. It’s against the rules. (AG then mind-controlls Tavros to jump off a cliff) (Tavros Screams falling) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ... (Physically in Pain) H-hey CG... AG just jumped me off a cliff. With my brain. And, uhh. My legs, Now they feel invisible. Wow, I’m sure there was a better way to say that. Anyway. That’s really all there is to report on the subject of me getting hurt.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Sollux Captor
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Hunter1023

Kind of the straight-man of the group. Sollux has this tired dad vibe to him, he's sarcastic and frustrated, but when he breaks down, he really breaks down and and all his insecurities start to flow out. He is in fact not all put together, and he's definitely keeping up appearances to keep the group together and calm and functioning. He also has a light lisp.

Voice description:
  • male teen

  • (Frustrated) Wow, fuck. That was so much more depressing than the thing I just said. Terezi was right. You are such a drag to talk to these days. Do me a favor and spare me your spooky conundrums tonight. You’re kind of pissing me off. ... Oh, your sources have spoken! Relay a message for me. Tell them to go haunt my huge creaking bone bulge.

  • (Tired Explaining) I’m not sure why, but I think going blind is like like… fulfilling some requirement for a true prophet of doom. In order for the visions to be right, that has to happen, and the universe will make sure it will. It’s kind of like how a prophet earns his stripes, by being blind, like how an angel earns its wings. Or so I've heard. An angel is like some terrible mythical demon with these awful feathery wings. Anyway, Paradox Space will use me and my visions to usher in the end of the world. We will all die, but most especially me. End of story.

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Actor
Actor
Sollux Captor (Outdated)
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

(Audition with the other Sollux Captor role, this version is kind of bugged).


Kind of the straight-man of the group. Sollux has this tired dad vibe to him, he's sarcastic and frustrated, but when he breaks down, he really breaks down and and all his insecurities start to flow out. He is in fact not all put together, and he's definitely keeping up appearances to keep the group together and calm and functioning.
He also has a light lisp.

Voice description:
  • male teen

  • (Frustrated) Wow, fuck. That was so much more depressing than the thing I just said. Terezi was right. You are such a drag to talk to these days. Do me a favor and spare me your spooky conundrums tonight. You’re kind of pissing me off. ... Oh, your sources have spoken! Relay a message for me. Tell them to go haunt my huge creaking bone bulge.

  • (Tired Explaining) I’m not sure why, but I think going blind is like like… fulfilling some requirement for a true prophet of doom. In order for the visions to be right, that has to happen, and the universe will make sure it will. It’s kind of like how a prophet earns his stripes, by being blind, like how an angel earns its wings. Or so I've heard. An angel is like some terrible mythical demon with these awful feathery wings. Anyway, Paradox Space will use me and my visions to usher in the end of the world. We will all die, but most especially me. End of story.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Karkat Vantas
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Bryce

Angry.

Okay I'll write more. Karkat is definitely that friend who's super angsty and angry and hates the world /genuinely . He's definitely under a lot of stress and the pressure to be the leader of the group, and he feels insecure about that and a lot of other things too. Do your best to make him angry and full of frustration and anxiety, just be careful with your throat and equipment ;w;

Voice description:
  • male teen

  • (Surprised, then Weirded Out and Getting Nervous) Gamzee!!! Fuck. There you are. You had me worried, dude. Uh. Yeah. Where have you been anyway? I told everyone to let me know if you’re gonna wander off. Yeah, I get it, wise guy. You’re a fucking clown, who cares. Quit the bullshit partyclown antics and get your ass back here. The shit has hit the whirling device, and you could be in serious danger out there. Dude. Are you ok? You’re really weirding me out.

  • (Scared and Hopeless) O-okay. The Password is "See You Soon". Okay, uh... I'm going to take your lack of response as a tacit verification. Also. This pretty much has to be the last conversation we have, right? Your timeline cuts out completely in a minute or two because of the scratch. If this works, then I guess maybe we all get to hang out? While maybe also not being in unyielding mortal Peril?? It's getting kind of old frankly, but in case none of this works and we don't actually get to meet. I guess I should say... Since apparently my gutless future self can't express himself and never got around to saying so, thus leaving it up to me as usual... To say that- (Cuts off)

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Nepeta Leijon
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Lyllee

Nepeta is the classic cutesy cat girl from the early 2000s/2010s internet. She does a lot of RP-ing and purr-ing and cat puns in her dialogue, so expect a lot of that here as well. If you can roll your Rs, that's definitely bonus points!!

Voice description:
  • female teen

  • (Cutesy) AC Perks up Curiously! She wriggles her rear end a bit and then chases something she sees bounce into one of Karkat's shoes. Then, AC gathers up a bunch of brick pieces and builds a cute little house and invites Karkat inside!

  • (Cutesy, but Sad Farewell) Well Jaspers, I guess I should say furwell to you now. Beclaws this is the end of your timeline, and I don't know what catpuns to you after this.. Sorry, I mean 'happens' to you after this, hehe, I guess that one was kind of obtuse, sorry. But I'm still nervous for you, especially since you remind me so much of someone I already lost. But maybe you'll be okay? I don't know. But you're a brave kitty, just like Pounce was. I bet you and she would' have gotten along famousely!

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kanaya Maryam
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Pipsqueak

Kayana has a very posh and sophisticated voice, and has a very verbose vocabulary. So expect to bring out a lot of vernacular for this role. She's kind of the mom friend of the group, but is still also playful and teasing. Voice/accent wise, she can sound British, but that isn't required.

Voice description:
  • female teen

  • (Concerned) Regardless of whether or not anything has befallen your Lusus, or how you feel about Karkat, since you seem to be fine with endorsing his Paranoia without hesitation, I was attempting to illustrate a point in bringing this up. It seems these events are inevitable. And regardless of whatever emotional entanglements obfuscate their significance, they will ultimately serve an Important Purpose. And your "Curse" has nothing to do with this.

  • (Playful, with a bit of Sarcasm Teasing) You seem more excited then Usual. Or Less. I can never really tell. But regardless, yes. If you could tell me what is the matter without saying the word Glub, I would appreciate that, Otherwise, you may glub to the content of your collapsing and expanding bladder based aquatic vascular system.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Terezi Pyrope
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: BugInALabcoat

Gremlin.

Okay I'll write more. So Terezi is kind of that "weeeeird" internet girl vibes. She licks her screen to see (she's blind and that's how she sees) and has this very gremlin vibe to her. If you can make her sound like a literal goblin, that'd be great! But she does have her serious moments. If you can do a goblin thats also serious during serious moments, that'd be perfect!

Voice description:
  • female teen

  • (Frustrated) The truce wasn't about not playing games together dummy! It was about not Stabbing each other in the back anymore! And stopping the endless cycle of Revenge! And above all, not using your powers to hurt people who don't deserve it! (Sigh) It's hard to believe you with all the lying you've done. Your Blueberry Bubblegum words still smells pretty good, but your deceit STINKS!

  • (Mischievous) What do you guys think about Karkat's new plan to troll these kids? Personally, I think he's finally snapped and it doesn't make any sense. I figured maybe we can talk about it here in secret, while he stands over there making his boring inspirational speech. I'm pretty sure he's stopped bothering to invade Party town. He's learned his lesson.

  • (Various Gremlin laughs)

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Vriska Serket
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Terra

That toxic girl who's hot and you wish could ruin your life.
Joking aside, Vriska is a complicated character. Ideally only audition for Vriska if you're intimately familiar with her and Homestuck. But for the uninitiated, Vriska is kind of a bad person, but she's super charming and that's kind of her appeal. She wants to be a "hero" and likes feeling important, but definitely ends up hurting others to reach her goals. DnD Chaotic "Neutral?" Rogue vibes

Voice description:
  • female teen

  • (Teasing) Equiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuus~! Hey! I'm about to meddle with some losers. Yes, so many loser will be meddled with right now, All of them. Oh? Was that sarcasm I just heard? That sounded like sarcasm. Pshhhhhhhh, I know! I know you never make jokes. I was the one being sarcastic, you stooge! I was being sarcastic about you being sarcastic. Duh.

  • (Commanding yet Playful) Yes, I know that, dummy! I am in complete command of your timeline, remember? Listen, we will not speak again for a while, but for me, this will only be a moment. I do not envy the Serketless coldspell you are about to endure, John. ... Hey! Calm down, it'll only be a couple of hours! Sweet Jegus, I must have really done a number on you to engender such a frothing obsession with me so quickly. Not surprising. It's just the burden that comes with being so damn awesome. But you will figure that out soon enough John, because I have you well on your way.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Equius Zahhak
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Scarlett

Classic stoic tough guy. Not Dude-Bro, but very formal, obsessed with strength and power, and kind of very weirdly into hierarchy. He has a disciplinarian and very rules/law-abiding citizen vibe. But has a deep voice and has power behind his words. He does have some tender moments, like I said, where he gets weird and awkward when people are superior to him, or when he's being genuinely nice to Nepeta.

Voice description:
  • male teen

  • (Frustrated and Commanding) Look, what are you expecting to accomplish with this? This is foolishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited foolishnesses. You will stop now. Do not polute my incoming data stream with his name, or any sort of excremental language you pick up from his ilk.

  • (Commanding) Aradia, here’s the deal. Now that the game has begun, the plan will be modified slightly. We will not be co-leaders of the blood team. I alone will be the leader. Is that understood? Good. (Caught off Guard) Wait. You have no objection? Are you sure? Do you typically embrace such a passive attitude when your superiors give you orders? Hmm. I think I should get a towel. I’m perspiring heavily again. Never mind. I’m trying to stay professional about this.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Gamzee Makara
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Imakevoicesnotchoices

So Gamzee at first is very Laid back, goofy, friendly. Very classic stonery friend mixed with him being into clowns. He's definitely just a silly little guy.

And then he goes crazy. Like intense serious almost Joker crazy. Sadistic, Plotting, Monologuing like actually. You have to be able to do both versions of Gamzee. Best of luck.

Voice description:
  • male teen

  • (Chill and Spacey) He’s busy being slapped motherfucking senseless by the guy who likes knives. But I can relay what message you got, my brother. He’s pretty worked up too. Because our good bro Sollux just kicked the wicked motherfucking shit. Karkat blames himself on it, Poor motherfucker. But I told him to be chill. Because there is a miracle coming. I can feel it.

  • (Intimidating, Genuinely Scary) I said shut the motherfuck up, motherfucker. Honk. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Uh, yeah. I guess I’m all motherfuckin weirding out at some extent to my own motherfuckin self. But it’s all good. I’m chill with it. Listen, There is no more slime, brother. Shit was motherfuckin poison, didn’t you know? Gets you staring at the floor. And the floor all stares up back at you through the motherfuckin hole. But... there is no hole now.

  • (Two Types/Sets Laughters: Genuine Laughing like we're all having a good time, and Sadistic Villain Laughing)

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Eridan Ampora
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: ItalyTordy

Eridan is kind of that nerd who got bullied and learned to cope by being edgy? Like by throwing "lightning bolts" at his enemies or writing their names in a notebook they bought from hot topic. Eridan should feel entitled and angsty and edgy and egotistical.
Make sure you keep in that classic Eridan WW/VV sound he does. Basically whenever he has a line that has the W or V sound, he goes "w-wuh". It's hard to explain and yes I'm being serious.

Voice description:
  • male teen

  • (Frustrated and Telling Off, but Secretly Insecure) Wwho are you tryin to convvince wwith this ludicrous poppycock? Magic is NOT REAL. wwhatevver youre doin, its not real. Its somethin else outright entirely. Its fancy and impressivve and all, but its not the fuckin figmental storybook claptrap you wwanna make out like it is. So howw about you get off your high skyhorse. Youre not usin magic. Just DEAL WW IT.

  • (Frustrated and Accusatory) You could either play along as our auspistice and do a little mediating like you wwere fuckin hatched to. Or wwatch she and me devvolvve into fuckin full fledged kismesisses, the kind like you dont get once in ten thousand swweeps. You knoww thats wwhat it wwould be. There wwould be rainboww rivvers runnin through star systems and all nebulizin like liquid firewworks. It wwill be beautiful and heartbreaking all at once. You should read up on your history instead of poring through that godawwfull sunny rubbish.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Feferi Peixes
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: NimNimNim

Feferi is your classic Manic Pixie Dream Girl. She's into sea creatures and is very cutesy and friendly and wholesome.... but also kind of violent sometimes? Only sometimes! As a treat!
She's also royalty. Though she definitely just wants to do good and make her friends happy.

Voice description:
  • female teen

  • (Frustrated) None of your plots to kill the land dwellers ever work out, and every doomsday device you get your hands on turns out to be a piece of junk! I think deep down you stack these plots against you so you fail because you know it’s wrong. This is the last time I will say this. We are not better than anybody!!!!!

  • (Cheerful) I am just worked up about this game. It will be great. I’ve been waiting a long time to get started. We all have. We should compare notes, even though we are on different teams! Well, I am going to join my team pretty late. I think I have to. I will need to connect after my goofball moirail does so I can keep my goggles on his nefarious escapades. It’s a tough job, but it’s important. Everyone has an important job to do.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jane Crocker
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Pastel

Jane is your sweet next door neighbor friend who's into baking. She's polite, wholesome, and kind of also the straight-man of her group.
But she's not ditzy, she's definitely one of the sharper tools in the shed, she's definitely very competent.

Voice description:
  • female teen

  • (Genuine) I guess I could drop my reservations about your story? I can write off much to tomfoolery, as I’m no stranger to a good prank myself. But quite honestly, you seem too kind for this charade. Not the type I’d expect to trot out such persistent falsehoods beyond their humorous welcome. So what do I know! Consarn it, maybe you are an alien girl from Uranus, and together we are about to play a game which determines the fate of existence.

  • (Excited) Hoo hoo! Ok, fair enough. But I believe that when we start playing together, you’ll come around. Personally, I can hardly contain my excitement over it. If years ago someone told me, which incidentally someone did, that today I would have an exclusive opportunity to play what is absolutely the most cutting-edge immersive simulation game ever released, developed by a company which has already done so much for the advancement of humanity, I would have said, “Shucks, buster, sign me up!”

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jake English
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: phntmomega

A nerdy adventure loving action hero, or so he thinks he is. Jake is into classic hero fantasies wishes to be a brave hero on a real adventure. He's a little insecure and easily flustered, but he's definitely endearing and charming in that Tries His Best sort of way. Oh! And if you could give him a posh and/or british or transatlantic voice, that would be quite splendid and smashing of you!

Voice description:
  • male teen

  • (Slightly panicked, still Gentleman-ly) Forgive my botherations. I know this is meant to be a spanking ripsnorter of a day for you and all. But do you happen to know where the devilfucking dickens Mr. Strider might be? Oh so you know? Egad… Loosens collar a bit. He's unavailable? Shoot. I really need to ask him something, but he’s got his blasted auto-responder turned on. And yes, I know you are quite fond of the auto-responder, but he wouldn’t be pleased to hear you say that. Irregardless! Time is of the essence! Today is the day I have to finish it and send it. Not a day later! So you see why I am feeling really friggin discombobulated at the moment.

  • (Frustrated) It seems, it seems, it seems!!! It seems there is a million percent chance that you say it seems way too much and do it just to sound more like a lame robot from a movie and also probably just to piss me off! And it seems there is a billion point billion percent chance that you’re a shitty, stubborn jerk of a program who won’t listen to reason. And that if there’s even a one percent chance my real life friend would be cool and help me out here, then I think I like those freakin' odds!!!!!

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Roxy Lalonde
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Melanie Archer

Roxy Lalonde is also pretty spacy. She speaks in slang and kind of has an airhead tone to her, but is also surprisingly perceptive at times. She's pretty much always out of it because she drinks..... root beer. Sure.....

Voice description:
  • female teen

  • (Very out of it) Jane. Hey. Jaaney. ansrew, please. Answer. Jaaaaaaaaaane. Okay! So! Here I was, just chilling here. When all of the sudden. ... All of a sudden, it hits me. It hits me that, we have something really fucking important to talk about. It hits me that, Jake’s b-day is coming up really soon. Just a few days before mine, remember. Or I guess it would be, if it wasn’t for the end of the world that’s about to happen.

  • (Frustrated, but still spacey) But that’s the thing with you. You belvieve in people, and also the things they tell you. Jane never believed my crap. Never any of my warnings about the baroness. Didn’t believe any of the stuff about my mom. And so on, and so on, and soon. Till after awhile, I just stopped even trying to convince her hard or bring up any crazy shit. Because, you know, doing a lot of songs and dances to convince somebody who thinks you’re jush shitting them all the time kind of wears on a friendship. And who even needs that?

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dirk Strider (and Auto-Responder)
open
Unpaid

Cool guy inventor, and definitely not a nerd. Dirk is very intelligent, always thinking three steps ahead of the issue. He's brilliant and capable and very much a strategist, and we want that to come through with his performance. He almost sounds robotic with how intelligent he sounds and his word choice. And he also has his robot Auto-Responder. Which should sound like him, but ever so slightly more robotic. Be careful to not over do it, for both regular Dirk and the Auto-Responder.

Voice description:
  • male teen

  • (Auto-Responder. Ever so SLIGHTLY roboticly, but still very Cool Guy) It seems there is a 76.10395784% chance you are pussying out on me. Are you pussying out on me, Jake? ... It… appears that you are upset. The auto-responder observed in the least artificially infuriating way possible. Have you ever stopped to think that while I may be bound to processes inside the glasses of a real and incredibly cool guy, my algorithms in cognitive totality comprise a conscious entity not far short of the experiential and emotional complexity of a human being? You’re wrong. I do have feelings. And you’re shitting on them. It sucks.

  • (Dirk. Explaining) Cut her some slack. She is inundated with media coverage of those whom we’ve claimed as our parental figures. That they are not presently alive, nor ever played that role for us as she understands it, is just an extension of a much more elaborate and far-reaching explanation, which is much harder for anyone to digest in its entirety. Well. Anyone who isn’t Jake, I mean.

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Nouscraft
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Nouscraft

A fantasy audiobook written, directed, and produced with CCC voice actors. Listen free.

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