(Genuine) I guess I could drop my reservations about your story? I can write off much to tomfoolery, as I’m no stranger to a good prank myself. But quite honestly, you seem too kind for this charade. Not the type I’d expect to trot out such persistent falsehoods beyond their humorous welcome. So what do I know! Consarn it, maybe you are an alien girl from Uranus, and together we are about to play a game which determines the fate of existence.

(Excited) Hoo hoo! Ok, fair enough. But I believe that when we start playing together, you’ll come around. Personally, I can hardly contain my excitement over it. If years ago someone told me, which incidentally someone did, that today I would have an exclusive opportunity to play what is absolutely the most cutting-edge immersive simulation game ever released, developed by a company which has already done so much for the advancement of humanity, I would have said, “Shucks, buster, sign me up!”