Homestuck Fan Dubbing Team | Honey Stick Productions
ItalyTordy for Eridan Ampora
Eridan is kind of that nerd who got bullied and learned to cope by being edgy? Like by throwing "lightning bolts" at his enemies or writing their names in a notebook they bought from hot topic. Eridan should feel entitled and angsty and edgy and egotistical.
Make sure you keep in that classic Eridan WW/VV sound he does. Basically whenever he has a line that has the W or V sound, he goes "w-wuh". It's hard to explain and yes I'm being serious.
- male teen
(Frustrated and Telling Off, but Secretly Insecure) Wwho are you tryin to convvince wwith this ludicrous poppycock? Magic is NOT REAL. wwhatevver youre doin, its not real. Its somethin else outright entirely. Its fancy and impressivve and all, but its not the fuckin figmental storybook claptrap you wwanna make out like it is. So howw about you get off your high skyhorse. Youre not usin magic. Just DEAL WW IT.
(Frustrated and Accusatory) You could either play along as our auspistice and do a little mediating like you wwere fuckin hatched to. Or wwatch she and me devvolvve into fuckin full fledged kismesisses, the kind like you dont get once in ten thousand swweeps. You knoww thats wwhat it wwould be. There wwould be rainboww rivvers runnin through star systems and all nebulizin like liquid firewworks. It wwill be beautiful and heartbreaking all at once. You should read up on your history instead of poring through that godawwfull sunny rubbish.
